Hey, Pkmn TRAINER PhantomCatClock

[DiscoBallClock]

Hey, we locked eyes, now we gotta fight! Haha, just kidding. I know you know better than that. We've come a long way huh? Ever since our days in [fictional starting pokemon town] I knew it would come down to this. The way we took out [fictional pokemon villain crew] was amazing. When I fought beside you, I witnessed your power firsthand - it was something of awe. But this is different. Now, there can only be one. PHANTOMCAT! Show me how far you've gone!

[pokemon important battle song kicks in]

PKMN Trainer DISCOBALLCLOCK wants to fight!

[PhantomCatClock]

Feh. I remember you, kid. You were pretty smooth when I was saving the city. Don't get cocky now, though. I'll accept any challenge in the WORLD so it's your last chance to walk away before we throw.

[Turns baseball cap backwards]

Please, please walk away before we throw. I haven't animated in like a year. My tablet is still in its box on my bookshelf. Kid.

[NintendrCkolc]

Adam Driver in a wizard hat