Newgrounds is becoming too popular!

[Wegra2020]

That means it's not niche anymore! Oh god what if the Clock Crew becomes popular? Oh god what the fuck would we do??? WE'RE ALL FUCKED AUUUUUUGHHHHHH

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

1. NG not being niche wont change anything, it's exactly what it was when it was popular in the 00s. dumb, interesting, and riddled with hentai and video game parodies as god intended. may that never change.
2. we will never be popular
3. sell out and buy yachts

[PhantomCatClock]

"This is the captain of the S. S. Actually, I Changed My Mind. The Yacht Is Fine, I Just Wanted To Say It Was A Yacht Over The Radio To Show Off. Please Disregard Anything I Say After This. In Fact, It's A Prank and my wife's onboard, choking on a pretzel. Please send medical assistance, Coast Guard"


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phantomcat
north marina
c/o pier 7 S. S. Actually, I Changed My Mind. The Yacht Is Fine, I Just Wanted To Say It Was A Yacht Over The Radio To Show Off. Please Disregard Anything I Say After This. In Fact, It's A Prank
morro bay, california 93443

[JambaClock]

sell out and buy yachts