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Farted by NintendrCkolc, August 16, 2021, 05:44:10 PM

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NintendrCkolc

ITT we call out clocks both active and unactive who have wronged us in one way or another. I'll start.

Dear Cadillac,

Fuck you. I still don't like you. Out of all the clocks that continuously gave me a hard time from 2003 to about 2010, you were the most frequent abuser. You and Clam actively annoyed the piss out of me. I was luckily able to deter Clam by making fun of his balding head, but I never quite got under your skin like I did with him and to this day it makes me SEETHE. If you're still out there, I hope life has disappointed you the way it's disappointed me.

PhantomCatClock


RobClock

Quote from: NintendrCkolc on August 16, 2021, 05:44:10 PM
ITT we call out clocks both active and unactive who have wronged us in one way or another. I'll start.

Dear Cadillac,

Fuck you. I still don't like you. Out of all the clocks that continuously gave me a hard time from 2003 to about 2010, you were the most frequent abuser. You and Clam actively annoyed the piss out of me. I was luckily able to deter Clam by making fun of his balding head, but I never quite got under your skin like I did with him and to this day it makes me SEETHE. If you're still out there, I hope life has disappointed you the way it's disappointed me.

This post really took me back in time.


Anyways


I know you're reading this, and seek professional help off of the internet

PhantomCatClock


NintendrCkolc

#4
Dear CannabisClock,

You were one of my first friends in the clock crew. Why did you leave me? I miss you. I think about you often. Please come back daddy. Make more pube muppet movies.

PhantomCatClock


D.VaClock

D.Va Clock? More like D.VA COCK!!!

NintendrCkolc

Dear VCR,

You got rid of the sexy youtube video with the charming shirtless men a while back from my .net account. I wish you'd bring it back. Those men gave me real inspiration and the fact that you thought I'd enjoy it still flatters me to this day but when you removed it I took it as a sign that we weren't friends anymore and I'm a little upset about it.

miracle fruit

dear polyhedron unban me from discord already its been 10 years

VCRClock

Quote from: NintendrCkolc on August 18, 2021, 09:02:44 PM
Dear VCR,

You got rid of the sexy youtube video with the charming shirtless men a while back from my .net account. I wish you'd bring it back. Those men gave me real inspiration and the fact that you thought I'd enjoy it still flatters me to this day but when you removed it I took it as a sign that we weren't friends anymore and I'm a little upset about it.

a tragic casualty of the time I fucked up the forum theme or something and had to reset it to default, losing customizations

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<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

k9

how many posts until this thread becomes a shitshow and gets deleted

Slurpee

Quote from: RobClock on August 16, 2021, 07:22:58 PM
I know you're reading this, and seek professional help off of the internet
lmao

pop-tart

Dear Clamangle-

Sorry we couldn't even talk about hockey without you getting all triggered. I suppose I was being a prick. I understand hockey is a lot more personal to Canadians, and I probably could have been a little more empathetic toward how hard you were taking the fact that Luongo is a fucking crybaby.

pop-tart

Dear rand0m = (Clockradio, Ankh, FU, English, All *8)

Please visit.


Deodorant

Dear PaperairplaneClock

Sorry I pooped on you

NintendrCkolc

Dear K-9

Post a grievance or get out you absolute trash sussy baka.