Fun Lord of the Rings facts

[NintendrCkolc]

[PhantomCatClock]

despite being shorter than Gandalf, Bilbo had a bigger peter

[Thor]

Did you know that Sauron-man worked for Sauron?
Shoulda seen that one coming, gandalf

[PhantomCatClock]

you almost got me to post an enormous "um actually" but in this universe trolls turn into stone the second they hit sunlight so i'm just gonna wait until you get yours

[Thor]

I can't believe he actually named the character that has to "throw" the ring "back in" to the fires of mount doom "Throw-o Back-ins". And who takes and advisor named Wormtongue?
Tolkien is such a hack!

[PhantomCatClock]

That name is actually from all the dragon pussy he eats but otherwise agreed

[RobClock]

The guy who played Aragorn broke his foot when he kicked that decapitated head

[Slurpee]

The guy who played Aragorn

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