Chi Cultivation General

[Thor]

hey guys recently I've been cultivating divine spirit pills and heavenly fragrant herbs using the Hidden Phoenix Celestial Breathing Technique and I reached 9th stage of the Core Formation Realm but i'm having trouble breaking through into the next realm. i keep getting my ass kick by heavenly tribulations also my bloodline is shit, I have marmot bloodline or something.
please leave tips and tricks on how to achieve divinity by sitting criss cross applesauce and thinking about swords a lot itt

[PhantomCatClock]

give up and don't think about it for a year, then get back in hardcore

[RobClock]

Think about a big fat ass

[Thor]

thanks a lot Rob, now my spiritual core is shaped like a big fat golden ass and I can only use ass based spirtual techniques

[RobClock]

Butthism

[PhantomCatClock]

put it in your butt of shadows

[VCRClock]

I've been watering it but it's still looking more like Richard Simmons than Bob Ross

[PhantomCatClock]

did you have another happy little accident

[VCRClock]

ok after some investigation it appears I bought the Richard Simmons one

[PannacottaClock]

is this the thing that involves a third eye

i have perspriction glasses for mine (or like a monocle i guess i don't usually wear it with my regular glasses obviously since my regular eyes are closed and i need to fumble around with my eyes closed to grab whatever we called it, a monocle? and i always leave it just out of reach) but i need to get my third eyesight checked again soon

[PhantomCatClock]

i think that's chakraz


the chinese word for angry is the symbols for "generating chi" and i get it

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

I thought I was cultivating chi but it turns out I crossed my legs slightly the wrong way and used the wrong incense so I inadvertently used the cia gateway process for accessing other dimensions now government chi vampires are chasing me from reality to reality

[PhantomCatClock]

you jest, but that was danny trejo's character in the CW's the Flash (almost not joking)