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Farted by PhantomCatClock, March 02, 2021, 09:12:08 PM

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Roses are red,

violet's a flower,




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a not a advanced haiku:


white poop emoji
stuck on the car's back window.
a fecal decal

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Dear Power Rangers,
       Go, Go.
             Love,
Inspector Gadget

VCRClock

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on August 23, 2022, 07:51:45 PMDear Power Rangers,
      Go, Go.
            Love,
Inspector Gadget

<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

VCRClock

homeless guy spanging
at the drive-up atm
spare a $20, man?
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

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..on a hippie trail, head full of zombie.
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous,
she took me in and gave me breakfast,
and she said,
"Plaaaaaay the best soooong in the world, or I'll eat your souls"

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sonic,
he can really move,
sonic

VCRClock

one two three four five,
one two three four five six eight,
one two three four five
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

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Thor

the haiku was wrong
it had too many syllables
it made the nerd mad
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

PhantomCatClock

wind-up bouncing marsupial, the clockw roo

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There sure are a lot of lemon-stealing whores at this beach,
I'm not at the beach. This is a bathtub!
I think you should get out of the bathtub, and we should turn around to look at our prized lemon tree.

PhantomCatClock


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clock crew confessional,
   you know who you are,
i'm sorry i called you a buffoon

zl

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on January 27, 2024, 08:27:58 AMclock crew confessional,
  you know who you are,
i'm sorry i called you a buffoon

apologize accepted, smeghead

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A natural name
      Brother of Huey; Louie,
He's the morning grass

Slurpee

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on January 29, 2024, 10:53:34 PMA natural name
      Brother of Huey; Louie,
He's the morning grass
ooh, well done