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Farted by PhantomCatClock, January 30, 2022, 12:04:56 PM

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PhantomCatClock

My bathroom scale just informed me that I went from "Hey pal, you've gained an understandable amount of pandemic weight" to "dude, you just gave up," and I realize that I have not really accomplished anything since 2008. There's a lot I could blame for this, but I will not be reactive. I am going to be proactive and get my life going on the right track. I have decided to put my money where my mouth is regarding that joke a made a couple of years ago—I am becoming a centaur. I have made an appointment and will be discussing this with my doctor in the second week of February.

RobClock


PhantomCatClock

This is no time for country. I'm doing this solely for productivity reasons.

VCRClock

you're trying to become a centaur to lose weight?
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

PhantomCatClock

ok what about the bottom half of a mountain goat

VCRClock

you know what they say

"you gotta eat goat to get goat"
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew