ever taken a dump and ended up wiping for ten minutes because of a really shitty ass

GreyClock · July 08, 2006, 05:26:30 AM

so annoying

Steve · July 08, 2006, 05:27:06 AM

This just happened to you?

ChickenClock · July 08, 2006, 05:27:38 AM

dude my ear fucking hurts : (

Slurpee · July 08, 2006, 05:28:47 AM

When you eat human souls, you crap the residue of drained spirits.
If it mixes with bad Mexican food, you're gonna be on the toilet all night.

Poltergeist · July 08, 2006, 05:30:50 AM

Quote from: SlurpeeWhen you eat human souls, you crap the residue of drained spirits.
If it mixes with bad Mexican food, you're gonna be on the toilet all night.

Urgh. Don't remind me. Like shittin' lightning bolts.

Pube OReilly · July 08, 2006, 05:31:56 AM

thank you for sharing I'm glad we had this talk but I'm afraid girls don't have anuses so we don't poop or fart.

Poltergeist · July 08, 2006, 05:33:05 AM

Quote from: Tamagotchithank you for sharing I'm glad we had this talk but I'm afraid girls don't have anuses so we don't poop or fart.

Where do the tacos go?

Pube OReilly · July 08, 2006, 05:33:51 AM

Quote from: Poltergeist ClockWhere do the tacos go?

Don't you know? We're all bulemic. If you aren't you fill up with poop and get fat and no one wants that.

OvenmittClock · July 08, 2006, 06:59:14 AM

HELL I WOULDNT KNOW I USE MY HANDS TO WIPE MY ARSE

SockpuppetClock · July 08, 2006, 08:04:37 AM

Quote from: ChickenClockdude my ear fucking hurts : (

You probably have swimmer's ear.

l1fty · July 08, 2006, 08:06:43 AM

Nope.

Slash · July 08, 2006, 08:09:25 AM

no, but i have sometimes when i wiped my butt that i have to shit again, and i can doe the wiping all over again

IvysaurClock · July 08, 2006, 08:25:58 AM

Diahrea is the least fun disease ever.

AlethioClock · July 08, 2006, 08:36:48 AM

Quote from: IvysaurDiahrea is the least fun disease ever.

I enjoy the feeling of shit burning through arse rapidly as if it were acid.

LeekClock · July 08, 2006, 08:39:42 AM

I took a massive shit once, and SoupClock was born!

Slash · July 08, 2006, 08:40:59 AM

Quote from: HeinekenClockI enjoy the feeling of shit burning through arse rapidly as if it were acid.

diahrea is acid, in fact even the name says it: diah means pooping/to poop, and rea means acid
so it's actually called pooping acid

DillClock · July 08, 2006, 10:24:31 AM

I hate the aftermath of when you stick a tube in your arse and pour water (or some other liquid, it's your choice) in there.
You're on the crapper for about half an hour.

Poltergeist · July 08, 2006, 10:27:45 AM

Quote from: HeinekenClockI enjoy the feeling of shit burning through arse rapidly as if it were acid.

I enjot the feeling of something that feels like a REALLY spikey brick passing out me.

PirateClock · July 08, 2006, 11:25:35 AM

i always read a magazine while on the shitter. i hate it when i dropp a big one and water spashes up againt my rear..

BunnyClock · July 08, 2006, 11:36:08 AM

Quote from: PirateClocki always read a magazine while on the shitter. i hate it when i dropp a big one and water spashes up againt my rear..

lol yeah, i hate that too

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