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Farted by Mangosteen Clock, August 10, 2006, 11:35:50 AM

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IvysaurClock

That is so utterly disgusting, and I love it. Now I wish I saved my pubic hairs, and that's really depressing.


Mangosteen Clock

Quote from: PumpkinI dont think I'v ever let my pubes grow that long.

I am a man.

TequilaClock

I saw that like 3 months ago, still shocking.

SwitchbladeClock

Damnit! My Idea has been stolen right out of my brain. :(

IvysaurClock

Quote from: SwitchBladeClockDamnit! My Idea has been stolen right out of my brain. :(


AC Slater

He just needs glasses now  :cool:

Muffin Fellow

Quote from: Muffin FellowGo take a bath with a toaster.

Quote from: Solenoidclock;629686When I was six, I first saw that "brave little toaster" movie and almost talked a kid at my daycare into doing just that. Someone overheard and thought I was demented. I was sent home early.



Solenoidclock

I'm imitating this act as soon as I get an excuse to shave my pubes.
Quote from: FlondermenKlok;1578925I wonder if I could get really obese and masturbate by jiggling my fat around.

OvenmittClock

give this man a pubic hair award
AIDS

PirateClock

Quote from: SolenoidclockI'm imitating this act as soon as I get an excuse to shave my pubes.
you mean as soon as you get them.
_pirate_butchcavities (20:29:15): FUCK CLOCKS _pirate_

Solenoidclock

Quote from: PirateClockyou mean as soon as you get them.
I saw that coming a mile away.

I wonder if anyone sells pubes on ebay.
Quote from: FlondermenKlok;1578925I wonder if I could get really obese and masturbate by jiggling my fat around.

CrustClock

Quote from: PirateClockyou mean as soon as you get them.
ZIIING

WeakSausClock

If there is a bright center of the universe Real-Life Pube Muppit is the object that it is farthest from. Such a delightfully depraved act! This brings new meaning to a fantastic old joke and for that you deserve an obnoxiously phallic award.
chirp

SunChipsClock

All I'm seeing is "omfg sick sick" Jesus, you people can look at a man stretch his own ass and laugh, yet when you see hair you're disgusted?
I got this bitch foamin at her lips...the ones between her hips.

CapitalistClock

Hey FryLock, why not become a clock?

g0nz0

Quote from: AfrovBulletinHey FryLock, why not become a clock?
clocks r gay DUMAzZ

AC Slater

Quote from: WeakSausClockIf there is a bright center of the universe Real-Life Pube Muppit is the object that it is farthest from. Such a delightfully depraved act! This brings new meaning to a fantastic old joke and for that you deserve an obnoxiously phallic award.
CORPSEGRINDARS BROTHER O_O

IvysaurClock

Quote from: SunChipsClockAll I'm seeing is "omfg sick sick" Jesus, you people can look at a man stretch his own ass and laugh, yet when you see hair you're disgusted?

After a while, you kinda detach yourself from Goatse... cos it's just some guy on the internet. This is a guy from our own forum, so it's a lot more... real, I guess.

Which makes it so much cooler.  :fifen:

Mangosteen Clock

Quote from: AfrovBulletinHey FryLock, why not become a clock?

I'm SnoopClock, althought I much prefer FryLock.