ATTN: CHARLIE

[Applecore]

Give me a hand Charlie, I could break sweat at any second.

[PirateClock]

Charles, why have we got this cage?

[GreyClock]

Uh,security.

[PirateClock]

That's right, that's right security. So what's the point in having it if we're not goin' fucking use it?

[GreyClock]

Well I would've used it but this is Willie and Willie lives here.

[PirateClock]

Yes but you didn't know it was Willie until you opened the door did you?

[Applecore]

Chill, Winston, it's me!
Charlie knows it's me.

Whats the problem?

[PirateClock]

The problem is Willie is that Charles and yourself are not the quickest of cats at the best of times. So just do as I say and keep *the fucking cage locked!* What is that?

[Applecore]

Gloria.

[PirateClock]

Yes I know that's Gloria, what's that?

[Applecore]

Erm, fertilizer.

[PirateClock]

You went out six hours to buy a money counter and you come back with a semi-conscious Gloria and a back of fertilizer. Alarm bells are ringing Willie.

[Applecore]

We need fertilizer, Winston.

[PirateClock]

Mmmhmm. We also need a money counter. This money's got to be out by Thursday, I'm buggered if I'm gonna count it. Just make sure if you do need to buy sodding fertilizer could be a bit more subtle.

[Applecore]

What do you mean?

[PirateClock]

We grow copious amounts of ganja, yah. And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-fucking- culturalist! That's what I mean Willie.