wipeing yo ass

Brass · September 18, 2006, 04:49:18 PM

Ive had this disscusion loadsa times with my mates, after youve had a shit do you wipe your ass standing up or sitting down. I always wipe it sitting down but a few of my mates do it standing up witch i find wierd cause youd look like a right nonse trying to do it standing up (not like that matters) but still youd have to get in an awkward position. What do you lot think?

RevolutionaryClock · September 18, 2006, 04:50:29 PM

Sitting. Your friends are freaks.

AvocadoClock · September 18, 2006, 04:52:01 PM

How do you whipe your ass while sitting down? Do you reach around the balls? Or do you reach from behind?

That's weird.
There's not always room to sit while whiping because the toilet seat might be small.

Wait, are you a chick?

Just stand and whipe.

Brass · September 18, 2006, 04:53:09 PM

nah, am a bloke mate -.-

buttplug · September 18, 2006, 04:54:03 PM

Quote from: BrassKnucklesnah, am a bloke mate -.-

Oh my god stop talking like that.

Brass · September 18, 2006, 04:59:18 PM

Quote from: Daler MehndiOh my god stop talking like that.

soz blud

IvysaurClock · September 18, 2006, 05:09:11 PM

Sitting, because standing is far too awkward.

Munglai · September 18, 2006, 05:18:22 PM

Who the hell stands up, that's freakish.

Plasma Kirby · September 18, 2006, 05:23:19 PM

I think this is the stupidest fucking topic ever.

Brass · September 18, 2006, 05:29:42 PM

yup, but its gotta be done! try talking about it...

RevolutionaryClock · September 18, 2006, 05:35:01 PM

I had no idea people actually do this standing up until this topic.

Brass · September 18, 2006, 05:37:21 PM

see, there is a good cause

PentagramClock · September 18, 2006, 05:39:34 PM

Quote from: RiotGearClockI had no idea people actually do this standing up until this topic.

PossumClock · September 18, 2006, 05:43:49 PM

I prefer to do a triple kick backflip before i wipe anything, if there's anything left after something as awesome as that.

Arctic · September 18, 2006, 05:47:02 PM

I'm with avo, I fail to see how it's possible sitting unless you're asian.

Munglai · September 18, 2006, 05:52:21 PM

Quote from: ArcticClockI'm with avo, I fail to see how it's possible sitting unless you're asian.

Well it is possible as I and many other people do it. Are you really fat or something?

Marlin Clock · September 18, 2006, 06:04:56 PM

Quote from: RiotGearClockI had no idea people actually do this standing up until this topic.

Same with me, but the other way.

Moose Clock · September 18, 2006, 07:46:41 PM

Standing. Cause I prefer to view my clean ass afterwards. Instead of taking a chance.

coalclock · September 18, 2006, 07:48:15 PM

I don't wipe, I get a fat bitch to lick the shit off my ring.

Moose Clock · September 18, 2006, 07:54:12 PM

Quote from: Sergeant CalamityI don't wipe, I get a fat bitch to lick the shit off my ring.

I had a couple mexicans do it once. With paper towells and windex.

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