wipeing yo ass

buttplug · September 18, 2006, 08:46:17 PM

Quote from: ArcticClockI'm with avo, I fail to see how it's possible sitting unless you're asian.

Just lean forward?

Bloodshot clock · September 18, 2006, 09:03:52 PM

wtf is going on. standing up would get your ass possibly wet from splashing, or just plain nasty.
what is so dam hard bout leaning forward and wiping from behind?

But to be fair I shall try wiping standing up next time.
We shall see which method is better

Arctic · September 18, 2006, 09:08:36 PM

Quote from: Bloodshot clockwtf is going on. standing up would get your ass possibly wet from splashing, or just plain nasty.
what is so dam hard bout leaning forward and wiping from behind?

But to be fair I shall try wiping standing up next time.
We shall see which method is better

Splashing? That makes no sense.

RevolutionaryClock · September 18, 2006, 09:10:49 PM

Quote from: ArcticClockThat makes no sense.

Neither does wipeing your ass standing up.

AvocadoClock · September 19, 2006, 11:37:55 AM

Quote from: Bloodshot clockwtf is going on. standing up would get your ass possibly wet from splashing, or just plain nasty.

Wouldn't you get splashed by the toilet when you're sitting, not standing?
What are you talking about?

Munglai · September 19, 2006, 12:15:59 PM

I can understand why someone would stand up but I can't understand why anyone would think it was impossible to do it without standing up.

LimeClock · September 19, 2006, 12:56:43 PM

Splashing? How would that happen? Wtf?

This thread makes me laugh.

checkered · September 19, 2006, 04:16:08 PM

I stand up, who the hell sits down to wipe their crack? - Lazy Ph4GZ

Bloodshot clock · September 19, 2006, 04:40:35 PM

well I now have tried both ways. standing up is a bit awkward of a position if you aren't used to it, but it most definately does a thorough job. I still prefer sitting down yet, I feel like I have learned something new today.

PentagramClock · September 19, 2006, 04:46:42 PM

Quote from: Bloodshot clockwell I now have tried both ways. standing up is a bit awkward of a position if you aren't used to it, but it most definately does a thorough job. I still prefer sitting down yet, I feel like I have learned something new today.

.... Congratulations?

Bloodshot clock · September 19, 2006, 04:59:09 PM

Quote from: Pentagramclock.... Congratulations?

heh its just an experiment I tried for this topic.

Brass · September 19, 2006, 05:18:19 PM

Quote from: Bloodshot clockheh its just an experiment I tried for this topic.

lol, nice to see your doing some resaerch

, im still a bit amazed that most people do it standing up.

Slurpee · September 19, 2006, 05:37:14 PM

I think "standing up" is a bit off an exagerration, and probably the cause of the confusion. It's not like your fucking knees are locked straight and you jam the toilet paper between your cheeks. Same with "sitting down." Your ass is not locked onto the seat, and you're not dipping your hand into the bowl.

The difference is subtle. You either bring the back of your ass up, or your whole ass.
Once you realize that, it's not nearly as strange as you think.

LimeClock · September 20, 2006, 10:55:53 AM

Quote from: SlurpeeI think "standing up" is a bit off an exagerration, and probably the cause of the confusion. It's not like your fucking knees are locked straight and you jam the toilet paper between your cheeks. Same with "sitting down." Your ass is not locked onto the seat, and you're not dipping your hand into the bowl.

The difference is subtle. You either bring the back of your ass up, or your whole ass.
Once you realize that, it's not nearly as strange as you think.

Who jams TP into the butt? Gotta use one hand to spread and one to wipe

checkered · September 20, 2006, 11:13:34 AM

Quote from: LimeClockWho jams TP into the butt? Gotta use one hand to spread and one to wipe

you prize your ass apart first? I just wipe. (About 5 times if I've had a curry)

Slurpee · September 20, 2006, 05:25:57 PM

Quote from: LimeClockWho jams TP into the butt?

Just figures that the only thing that could break the silence following me being right was something stupid.

IvysaurClock · September 21, 2006, 01:53:19 AM

Quote from: SlurpeeI think "standing up" is a bit off an exagerration, and probably the cause of the confusion. It's not like your fucking knees are locked straight and you jam the toilet paper between your cheeks. Same with "sitting down." Your ass is not locked onto the seat, and you're not dipping your hand into the bowl.

The difference is subtle. You either bring the back of your ass up, or your whole ass.
Once you realize that, it's not nearly as strange as you think.

I did the fully standing, legs-locked thing... when I was five. That's why I still had the mental image of it when people were talking about it.

DigitalLemonClock · September 21, 2006, 01:57:21 AM

yeah i poop ok yeah i poop you got me

buttplug · September 21, 2006, 02:22:54 PM

Quote from: IvysaurClockI did the fully standing, legs-locked thing... when I was five. That's why I still had the mental image of it when people were talking about it.

But your joking because girls don't poop.

Brass · September 21, 2006, 04:14:32 PM

girls shouldnt shite to be honest, its a right turn off

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