wipeing yo ass

[SIC]

standing up...i hear its easier

[ToyotaClock]

I usually have my sex slave wash my ass for me by thoroughly rubbing my ass with a towel while wearing a "New York Yankees" hat on her vagina.

[buttplug]

girls shouldnt shite to be honest, its a right turn off

Right-o! Jolly good typing accent you have there, my friend!

[Hazelnut]

I've always done it standing up.

When I think about it I could do it sitting down, the possibility has never occured to me, I must try this.

[RenegadeClock]

I just drag my ass on the carpet.

[AmberArachnidClock]

wipe?

[DigitalLemonClock]

sounds like you guys never heard of fecal vomitting

[KronosClock]

I'm so manly, I pee, poop, and wipe standing up  

[Marlin Clock]

I usually have my sex slave wash my ass for me by thoroughly rubbing my ass with a towel while wearing a "New York Yankees" hat on her vagina.

*COUGH*fuck the yankees*COUGH*
No offence, mi amigo

[Brass]

Right-o! Jolly good typing accent you have there, my friend!

you think I should loose it?

[Turban]

I just drag my ass on the carpet.

Ew friction burn.



And i stand up id rather not reach around my balls to clean when it's really not necassary

[AlethioClock]

This thread is hilarious.

[AOL]

siting down cuz is opens yo ass and easyer

[Turban]

Haha AOL i never thought about it that way personally.

[Brass]

yes! sitting down is catching up,  i tried standing up today. it doesnt feel right =/  who ever stands  try it sitting down, alot easier.

[Goron]

The thought never occurred to me that someone would actually ATTEMPT to do it standing up, yet alone actually DO it. Why do you thing the holder is down near your reach whilst sitting down? To make it look pretty?

[Sergeant Major]

I don't have to becuase my craps are always dry lincon logs.