So I was fucking this girl down by the river....

coalclock · September 18, 2006, 05:24:37 PM

.......I finished and pulled out, took the condom off, tied it up and threw it in the river. We both stood up and started to get dressed when she said in jest "What shall we call our kids then?" I then replyed "silly bitch, Houdini if the fucker can get out of that one"

blistablack · September 18, 2006, 05:26:40 PM

Quote from: Sergeant Calamity.......I finished and pulled out, took the condom off, tied it up and threw it in the river. We both stood up and started to get dressed when she said in jest "What shall we call our kids then?" I then replyed "silly bitch, Houdini if the fucker can get out of that one"

LOL

RevolutionaryClock · September 18, 2006, 05:27:09 PM

I get it.

Aargh Cat · September 18, 2006, 05:27:13 PM

Budum-tssssh.

Maltese · September 18, 2006, 05:32:04 PM

ah, yes, very good

PentagramClock · September 18, 2006, 05:33:43 PM

Hahaha.....

DigitalLemonClock · September 18, 2006, 05:33:50 PM

i hate jokes

i mean very funny haha

Munglai · September 18, 2006, 05:37:27 PM

That was gayyyy/.

FluxCapacitorClock · September 18, 2006, 05:56:24 PM

Hahahaha, nice.

Trek Clock · September 18, 2006, 05:59:30 PM

Papa? it that you? it's me Houdini

Jim Gaffigan · September 18, 2006, 06:02:31 PM

YOU SIR HAVE A PROMISING CAREER AS A COMEDIAN.

Or at least you would if you didn't live in a van down by the river.

Loki Clock · September 18, 2006, 06:03:53 PM

Quote from: TehMoonMasterYOU SIR HAVE A PROMISING CAREER AS A COMEDIAN.

Or at least you would if you didn't live in a van down by the river.

Shows what you know. Chris Farley lived in a van down by the river and he still made it!

Maltese · September 18, 2006, 06:11:50 PM

Quote from: loki_clockShows what you know. Chris Farley lived in a van down by the river and he still made it!

Chris who?

Sandisk · September 18, 2006, 06:38:23 PM

Quote from: MalteseClockChris who?

if that was a real question then i might go fucking crazy or eat french fries or something. but anyway. The correct response to "what shall we call our kids?" would be. Slap the skank and then say "Your movin with your autie and uncle in bel air."

Maltese · September 18, 2006, 06:53:51 PM

Quote from: Sandiskif that was a real question then i might go fucking crazy or eat french fries or something. but anyway. The correct response to "what shall we call our kids?" would be. Slap the skank and then say "Your movin with your autie and uncle in bel air."

go crazy, because I don't know who the fuck he is

PossumClock · September 18, 2006, 07:27:24 PM

I had to stop and think about this one.

Moose Clock · September 18, 2006, 07:50:23 PM

Chris Farley died of fatness.

Bloodshot clock · September 18, 2006, 08:05:05 PM

The fat drugged up guy from SNL and some movies. Funny guy, pretty dead about now.

EDIT: nice joke man

Kombucha · September 18, 2006, 08:11:28 PM

Good show sir.

Schmellements Clawk · September 18, 2006, 08:21:17 PM

Quote from: Moose ClockChris Farley died of fatness.

No, Chris Farley actually died from his own awesomeness.

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So I was fucking this girl down by the river....