Morgan Quest 64

[MSPaintClock]

Make Beatnik Snake your new friend.

1. If accepted, move on to to the left.

2. If denied, kill snake, take his hat and put it on; and then wear snake as a tie.

3+4. If either of these happen go right instead of left to see if anything happened back at the robot.

[LampClock]

Equip snake.

[Alazar]

Use the Pepsi Max to rinse the paint off your face.

[Sergeant Major]

Eat the snake msg3 style. You will gain ultra chicken-vision powers
Catfish not included.

[Marlin Clock]

Ask how he can play the bongos or snap his fingers with no hands.

[Sergeant Major]

Ask how he can play the bongos or snap his fingers with no hands.

This too.

[MSPaintClock]

Ask how he can play the bongos or snap his fingers with no hands.

this

[Munglai]

You ask the beatnik snake where you are. He says "Hey man, where's anyone maaan? We're everywhere and nowhere man bop skooby dee doo dabba dee doo dah! There's a theme park in your head and one outside the outside too daddio snap snap!"

You ask it if a tree falling in a forest makes a sound if no one is around to hear it and he replies "Sure daddio, sure but it don't make no crackin' wood noises, cat! When no one's around a tree sings Django to his fallin' self! Know what I'm talkin' about man snap snap!

You ask the snake to be your friend. He says "Look man I ain't on this crazy ride for no friendship, know what I mean man! Specially with some drugged up cat with a banana face pace digga dogga dace chase the vase don't let it smash man, you dig daddio?

You ask the beatnik snake to be a sentry in exchange for some of your hair. The snake says "Hey man I'm stayin' here with or without your crazy locks but I ain't bein' no soldier, you take my cold shoulder, carry it like a boulder snap snap! I don't do favours for nobody ok man."

You ask how he can play the bongos or snap his fingers with no hands. He says "Listen cat, the snappin' ain't in the hands it's in the mind you dig daddio snap snap! And I got a nigger kid to play them bongos for me man doo bup beebee doo dabba da dow..."

You try to take the snakes hat but he bites your face with wicked snake speed and speedy beatnik wit.


You use the Pepsi Max to wash your face. The paint cleans off but the Pepsi leaves your face sticky.

The beatnik snake spies your newly cleansed face and exclaims "Damn cat! You that Morgan Freeman, He-man!"
He appologises for biting you and gives you his spare beret and sunglasses in exchange for your autograph.

As you turn to leave he asks if he can help out in any other way before you go back to the right and then to the left some more.

[MSPaintClock]

Tell him to use his small snake body to slither in the snack machine to get some snacks.

[Munglai]

The beatnik snake can't access the snacks from this side of the vending machine so he takes the form of your belt and tells you that he will use his slithery body to help you out whenever he can.

You're looking pretty smooth now, Morgan.

[CaramelAppleClock]

go left <-

[Sergeant Major]

Go left twice.

[Sinister Clock]

go up ^

[Munglai]

You go up.

There is some gum stuck to the ceiling here.

[Sergeant Major]

Take the gum and store it for later.
Edit: Actually, take the gum, go down, and using it's explosive properties, becuase it is supergum, put it on the glass on the vending machine and iignite it with your flaming jetpack feet.

[Sinister Clock]

Chew gum.

[camoclock is a great man]

You put the gum on the vending machine plate to have it close-by.

[CaramelAppleClock]

feed the snake the gum you found and see what happens

[DrClock]

lace the gum with heroin

lace it with aids.

[DrClock]

Why would he have aids he has a condom

the heroin needle?