Morgan Quest 64

[Sinister Clock]

Shoe on head!

[CrustClock]

You're not sure what to do right now.

Put your thinking cap on!

[SilverCherryClock]

Extract the serum you put in the gum so you'll have two AIDS shots

[Inquisitor]

eat the floppy disk and gain all of its hidden knowledge

[MSPaintClock]

Go right and see if anything happened and stop making stupid suggestion guys. (ie. Shut up DrClock)

[Munglai]

Detail-o-vision doesn't work on electronics.
The floppy disc isn't delicious enough to eat.

You return to the ground and exit through the door the left.

You find yourself in a new room.
Against the wall is a chunky computer terminal.
On the other side of the room is a small table with a box sitting on it. There's a quiet pulsating hum coming from inside the box.
Freddie Mercury is here.
Bjork is here.
There is a sliding glass door leading to a brightly lit room to your left. The door to your right leads back to the room you came from.

Go right and see if anything happened and stop making stupid suggestion guys. (ie. Shut up DrClock)

You posted slightly too late or that would have happened! You can always go back later ok.

[MSPaintClock]

Sic Beatnik Snake on Bjork and Freddie Mercury, the contents of the box are the snakes' and yours. Also, Bjork might be part robot when she's dead place dis/ck into her mouth.

You posted slightly too late or that would have happened! You can always go back later ok.

Lol it's cool, I just came back and this is more interesting.

[Porti Fatti]

Ask Freddie Mercury why he's alive.
Check the box.

[Munglai]

I'm going to bed now ok but I thought I'd post an inventory list because I forgot to before.

YOU ARE CARRYING IN YOUR BIG STRONG ARMS:
1 Barbie doll, metal coated
1 piece of string, blue
1 half of a bread loaf
1 jam bomb, lubricated
1 bread knife
1 bundle of wire, copper (in pants)
1 lobster, cooked
1 jacket, white, dirtied
1 metal plate (in hand)
1 syringe of space AIDS, half full
1 Pepsi can, empty
1 beret (on head)
1 pair sunglasses (on face)
1 beatnik snake (around waist)
1 floppy disc, 3 1/2 inch, labelled "Strip"

[Inquisitor]

Stap Freddie Mercury in the neck because his mustache scares you. Then beat Bjork to death with the Metal Barbie and eat her corpse to gain her awsome "WTF" powers to overload the computer's security programs and gain access to all the info within the computer. Also put Bjork's shoe on your head.

[LampClock]

Do a 180 along the W-axis.

[Galaxy Clock]

Throw the metal plate like a boomarang to cut off Freddie and Bjork's heads then put the floppy disk into the computer terminal.  
2nd option: throw the jam bomb at Freddie and Bjork to get them stuck together then while they are distracted give them each half a dose of space AIDS.

[camoclock is a great man]

Ensue in a massive rave party with Mercury and Bjork.

[percussivepenguin]

stab freddy mercury in the eye with aids, blinding him, then rip off his mustache and strange bjork with the beatnik snake. everyone knows bjork is a robot so see what happens when you insert the floppy disk into her anus.

[CrustClock]

Ask Freddy Mercury if he wants your "heroin".

[StrangeClock]

Undo all attempts to kill/maim Freddie and Bjork

Propose marriage to Bjork, if she declines propose to Freddie

[Munglai]

You guys are weirdos. Why do you assume that anyone you encounter is dangerous and should be destroyed? Do a little investigation before you go trying to kill everything - Morgan Freeman isn't a violent guy.


You throw the metal plate like a boomerang but Bjork eats it

and then goes back to watching the box intently.


You propose to Bjork

but she ignores you.
So you propose to Freddie Mercury instead.

He ignores you too.

Their attention seems to be entirely focused on the box.
The humming of the box is starting to make your brain feel numb...

[KronosClock]

Snatch the box.

[Joey 56465468]

Insert chip into computer...or the box.

[Munglai]

You move to snatch the box when a sharp pain slices through your awesome brain.

YOU MAY NOT SNATCH BOX