Morgan Quest 64

[Munglai]

Go back into VR and bend the hax axe around so it touches itself (in a non-sexual way) and turn it into an .exe. Load it into one of the blank discs.

Whaaaat?


You go to the computer and save morgan.exe to a blank disk.



You return to the robot and insert the disk into his slot but you can't help but feel a little creeped out while doing so.

"AHA!" says the robot "NOW I'LL GET Y- OH NO WHAT'S THIS!"
His disk drive starts whirring loudly.
"AAH DAMN YOU FOR A THIRD TIME, MORGAN FREEMAN!"

ok now you're controlling the robot mentally or something.

FLOPPY DISKS DON'T WORK THAT WAY >:U

I wish they did, that would be cool.

[SensuClock]

Make the robot open the space ship.

[Joey 56465468]

Transform into tank mode.

[peyoteclock]

make the robot give you a piggyback ride to the escape pods.

[Munglai]

You're in control of the robot, you can't tell it to do anything or do anything to it without losing control of it. It's like Abes Odyssey.

[Alazar]

Use MorganBot to open the smaller door, then go inside.

[Joey 56465468]

What the fuck?  I demand tank mode!

[Folder]

Get Morgan 2.0 to suck of Morgan

[Alazar]

You were able to high five morgan.exe though....


alas such a joyous union is never destined again


I weep for the world, where two morgans cannot express their love

Corpsegrinder, you may have saved the world from such a grievous fate by posting this. By pointing out the fact that you were able to high-five Morgan.exe, you've shown that Morgan.exe isn't just a computer program under your control, he's an independent digital entity. Also, he's more than just a clone, he's an exact copy of Morgan Freeman, complete with Morgan's memories, behaviors, and all other things that make a person unique...except that he's no longer unique, because there are now two Morgan Freemans: A physical one and a computerized one. As Morgan.exe goes through life, however, he will experience new things which Morgan Freeman does not, leading him to develop his own distinct personality and identity which is similar but not identical to Morgan Freeman's.

Anyways, in simple non-metaphysical terms, Morgan.exe isn't just some remote-controlled computer program, he's an actual person, albeit a cyberspace-dwelling one. So you should be able to just ask him to do stuff and he will oblige, as long as Morgan Freeman is the kind of person who, upon discovering he was a clone, acknowledged the original's authority over the copy.

LOGIC/CRITICAL REASONING/PSYCHOLOGY FTW

So anyway, ask Morganbot to open the smaller door so Morgan Freeman can check out what's inside.

Get Morgan 2.0 to suck of Morgan

No.  

[Munglai]

You were able to high five morgan.exe though....


alas such a joyous union is never destined again


I weep for the world, where two morgans cannot express their love

Well see that's because you were in the computer with him momentarily before getting kicked off due to there being too much Morgan in one place. The morgan.exe file is just a digital connection between you and the digital world like see. It's very technical.


You (in robot format) palm the door panel and the door slides open.

There appear to be some fancy looking space suits inside.

You try to go into tank mode but the closest you can manage is small cleaning droid mode.

[Alazar]

Blah blah Morgan.exe is an individual blah blah...oops.

[Folder]

go into space

[Munglai]

Argh wait no hold on

Yeah see here's Morgan and Morgan.exe (on the right) high fiving eachother.

And here's Morgan.exe on his own after Morgan's original virtual realito projection thing was booted off.

After that the real Morgan controled Morgan.exe in the normal way you use a computer like. That's why he could put new disks in and stuff.

[Alazar]

Ahem...

You use your +4 axe to hack into the system and make a digital duplicate of yourself.

You use your +4 axe to hack into the system and make a program which serves as a conduit through which you can access cyberspace.

Morgan.exe is the master of his own destiny! He is no mere puppet! Please just acknowledge this fact!

Please! Do it for the children!

[Munglai]

Ahem...

Morgan.exe is the master of his own destiny! He is no mere puppet! Please just acknowledge this fact!

Please! Do it for the children!

Ok well he can do what he likes but right now you're controlling him because he's liable to run off and do something not useful otherwise.

[Alazar]

Ok well he can do what he likes but right now you're controlling him because he's liable to run off and do something not useful otherwise.

HOORAY!  

Wait, why would he run off and do something not useful? I guess Morgan Freeman isn't the kind of person who would respect the original person he was cloned from, then.

"Clone! Fetch me my slippers!"
"If I was the original and you were the clone, would YOU fetch MY slippers?"
"Well, no..."
"Well then, neither will I!"

Oh well. He just wants to be free to choose his own fate, that's all! It's what every person wants...well, most people, anyway.

[Munglai]

HOORAY!  

Wait, why would he run off and do something not useful? I guess Morgan Freeman isn't the kind of person who would respect the original person he was cloned from, then.

"Clone! Fetch me my slippers!"
"If I was the original and you were the clone, would YOU fetch MY slippers?"
"Well, no..."
"Well then, neither will I!"

Oh well. He just wants to be free to choose his own fate, that's all! It's what every person wants...well, most people, anyway.

Well he's either a digital duplicate that acts as Morgan's link to the digital world or a unique Morgan based AI creature who can do what he likes, in which case he isn't exactly like Morgan and also probably will want to go off and experience all the things that Morgan has done because he's jealous.

[Marlin Clock]

Go back to the old robot in the second room you go into, see if it has the key to the shuttle.

[Joey 56465468]

Clean room

[Alazar]

Well he's either a digital duplicate that acts as Morgan's link to the digital world or a unique Morgan based AI creature who can do what he likes, in which case he isn't exactly like Morgan and also probably will want to go off and experience all the things that Morgan has done because he's jealous.

Well, if he's really a duplicate of Morgan in the AI creature sense, wouldn't that mean he would have all of Morgan's memories and behavioral characteristics? There's not really anything else you can copy; since digital beings have no real body, an AI duplicate of someone would simply be an AI creature who behaves like the person. So Morgan.exe has already experienced (or remembers the experiences of) what Morgan Freeman did. As he experiences more things which the real Morgan Freeman does not(for example, turning into a cleaning droid), he will slowly develop a personality of his own, which is much like Morgan Freeman's but not exactly identical.

So I see no reason why he would be jealous, or why he would want to go off. Yes, he can still do what he likes, but he will do what Morgan Freeman  likes, because, technically, he is Morgan Freeman.

Oh yeah, and have Morgan Freeman put on the space suit.