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Farted by Munglai, October 03, 2006, 06:13:51 PM

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Who does Morgan teleport to the ship?

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Voting closed: November 03, 2006, 11:21:08 AM

camoclock is a great man

Quote from: Robot StephanieYou guys should combine some of this stuff so that I don't have to make such a huge giant list.

Now I'm going to bed again aha!
I suggested that several pages ago.
poop

Munglai

You've already looked for Robo-Morgan, he's nowhere to be seen.

The beatnik snake is cool inside your suit ok.

You return to room one and check the wardrobe.

It looks like Coolbus cleared it out before leaving the ship and dying. All he's left is a pair of little pink shorts.
In the drawer you find a wee mobile space phone.
You peer under the bed with your periscope eye.

There be nothin' beneath it. This room's been all cleaned out.

You try to get into the other three rooms but none of the doors will slide open for you.


 

Then you go to the bathroom and make yourself a turban out of toilet paper.



Also I'm rewriting the inventory because I got bored of doing it all police style.

You are carrying:
Piece of string
Half a loaf of bread
Lubricated jam bomb
Bread knife
Bundle of wire (in pants)
Cooked lobster
Half a syringe of space AIDS
An empty Pepsi can
Beret (on head)
Beatnik snake (around waist)
Nine floppy disks: Strip (containing beat.dsc)
                                 Reboot
                                 Buddy
                                 Outrage
                                 Shop
                                 Weep
                                 Medical
                                 King
                                 Blank disk
Mysterious trance box (dead and opened)
Length of rope (aprox. 8 feet)
Sand bag
Torch
Metal bucket
Electric kettle
Half a bottle of vinegar
False moustache
Stick of dynamite
Metal coated Barbie legs (torso was discarded!!)
Shiny crystal
A handful of shattered china
Terra cotta figurine
Space helmet
Smily face badge (on chest)
Beepy key thing
Fonzy key ring
Captain Meatbert Coolbus's driver's license
Packet of chewing gum (juicy fruit)
1 forty-five franc note
53 british pence

Moose Clock

Flush the dynamite down the toilet and let it blow a secret tunnel to the master sword room.

percussivepenguin

Quote from: Moose ClockFlush the dynamite down the toilet and let it blow a secret tunnel to the master sword room.
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take the little shorts and put them on bjork
Quote from: wavy gravyThe phone is ringing
and I cannot linger
so look out butt
here comes my finger

TequilaClock

Open the vinegar bottle and shatter the PepsiMax can into small aluminium pices and deposit them in the bottle, then add a drop of space AIDS and close the bottle so you have a new acid bomb if it offers.

Joey 56465468

Use jam bomb to lubricate door number 3 and use bread knife to pry open said door.

TequilaClock

Quote from: VikingUse jam bomb to lubricate door number 3 and use bread knife to pry open said door.
We just must get rid off a lot of stuff, not even Morgan Freeman can deal with so much items in his crotch.

TequilaClock

Hey wait, how about the cabinet in the wardrobe?

patriotclock

Flush Bjork down the toilet for fun.

Marlin Clock

seeing as morgan bot is gone, you could get rid of the disks, and you don't need the pepsi can since it's empty.

BinaryClock

Quote from: RadioTubeClockwait you could fill the pepsi can with water from the sink in the bathroom and use it to clean off the lense on the breading zapping robot
Or the electric kettle. Both of them work.
BinaryClock, if you wanna play uno type !unohelp to see how to


Munglai

Quote from: Carlin_Clockseeing as morgan bot is gone, you could get rid of the disks, and you don't need the pepsi can since it's empty.

Hey hey hey if there's one thing I know about physics it's that you can't create or destroy matter Actually I know a lot more about other things and quite a lot of that too because I had a cool physics teacher who was like John Cleese plus Bill Murray and he hit stuff with metre rulers all the time. I got an A. And so in conclusion, if you were to get rid of the disks and the pepsi can that would be LITTERING and that's illegal, even in space. Besides, everyone knows that in adventure games you should never get rid of anything ever ever because it might come in handy at some point. Of course The Difference is that those games are carefully planned and I'm making this up as I go along so there'll probably be a load of things you never use but hey be creative guys ok.

These are hi-tech sophisticated future doors guys, you can't just pry them open!!

You take the little pink shorts and return to the control room.



Bjork has just finished devouring her mummy bandages so you put the wee shorts on her.

You would have put them on Freddie but he's already wearing some.

You go back to the bathroom and have a peek inside the cabinet.

You find two exciting things inside. A bottle of pills marked "QuickWood: for the man too busy to control his own blood flow" and a bottle of strong smelling aftershave. Neither are shown in this picture because you already took them ok.

Then you close the cupboard and throw the Barbie legs at it, which is quite a challenge as Morgan only opperates in two dimensions. It takes you several attempts before you manage to get the legs to ricochet in the right direction and smash the mirror.

You take the three big shards of mirror.
You also fill your Pepsi can with water.

Then you go to this here room:


P.S. Your turban unravelled and fell off. Toilet paper isn't the best thing to go making turbans out of.

NesquikClock

Put the aftershave on your face, go to the robot and look if he can smell the aftershave.

FilmReel

Try and Put the Friend disc into the Blind Robot. (Bet noone thought of putting disks into him...)

TequilaClock

Clean the robot's eye with some water.

camoclock is a great man

Try to open the ship doors with that beepy key thing.
poop


TequilaClock

Remove the paronamic space poster from the wall.

LampClock

Clean off the robot's eye with a little spit.
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