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PentagramClock · October 10, 2006, 05:31:07 PM

Holy shit.

SoBe Clock · October 10, 2006, 06:07:42 PM

Quote from: ButtplugJust cut out his junk.

With a dull razor.
srsly

VCRClock · October 10, 2006, 06:25:36 PM

Somehow I get the feeling he looks a lot younger than 17.

SageClock · October 10, 2006, 07:00:06 PM

Wow. Now I'm glad I didn't try to continue a conversation with him earlier today. Didn't even realize it was heavy metal either.

Session Start (cableshaft:Ezbiker5): Tue Oct 10 14:16:31 2006
[14:16] Ezbiker5: wahts up?
[14:18] cableshaft: just working on some things
[14:18] Ezbiker5: kewl
[14:19] cableshaft: indeed
[14:19] Ezbiker5: indeed
Session Close (Ezbiker5): Tue Oct 10 14:29:25 2006

If he wants to talk, fine, but not if he's hunting for some cyber-cock.

Loki Clock · October 10, 2006, 11:38:58 PM

Quote from: PirateClockincase he askes for my email. i can just give him dwarfs ha!

ezbiker = heavymetal btw.

How the fuck did I know?

Moose Clock · October 11, 2006, 03:11:24 AM

This is pretty funny.

IvysaurClock · October 11, 2006, 03:21:40 AM

He came pretty fast... poor guy.

SoBe Clock · October 11, 2006, 01:04:46 PM

He says that he's bi, but we only ever see him ravenously hunting for the cock.

camoclock is a great man · October 11, 2006, 01:33:45 PM

Quote from: ForgemasterClockHe says that he's bi, but we only ever see him ravenously hunting for the cock.

Prepare the emo alert guys,he's nearing total emo!

SoBe Clock · October 11, 2006, 01:37:47 PM

Quote from: CamoClockPrepare the emo alert guys,he's nearing total emo!

If we ever get an emo emoticon, it needs to be heavy metal slitting his wrists.

ArgoonKlok · October 12, 2006, 03:27:46 AM

Critical faggotry overload! Will the CC shields hold, Mr Pirate?

ToadClock · October 12, 2006, 04:06:05 AM

Quote from: IvysaurClockHe came pretty fast... poor guy.

So I wasn't the only one thinking that.

Gaysexual child. His mother's gonna catch him sooner or later.

Slurpee · October 12, 2006, 04:15:47 AM

You need to be careful with this shit.

I know I messed with him a lot, but you're seriously having cyber-sex with him. Familiarity breeds affection.
You could end up with a stalker or a suicide on your hands.

Moose Clock · October 12, 2006, 04:21:27 AM

Quote from: SlurpeeYou need to be careful with this shit.

I know I messed with him a lot, but you're seriously having cyber-sex with him. Familiarity breeds affection.
You could end up with a stalker or a suicide on your hands.

Fine if Pirate doesn't want suicide on his hands. I'll do it.

PirateClock · October 12, 2006, 04:46:57 AM

Quote from: SlurpeeYou need to be careful with this shit.

I know I messed with him a lot, but you're seriously having cyber-sex with him. Familiarity breeds affection.
You could end up with a stalker or a suicide on your hands.

that other guy i fucked with a while ago still pm's me on ng... he's creepy

Schmellements Clawk · October 12, 2006, 05:06:32 AM

Ha ha, what's this guy look like?

LimeClock · October 12, 2006, 05:10:19 AM

Quote from: PirateClockthat other guy i fucked with a while ago still pm's me on ng... he's creepy

yep, Pirate dosnt care.

Keep doing it.

AlethioClock · October 12, 2006, 11:39:06 AM

Quote from: LeekClockis that a face or a cock

I want to put that quote in my sig so bad, but if he reads it it might give it away

Moose Clock · October 12, 2006, 07:26:14 PM

he is telling me how much of a stud pirate is and how i should be bi to.

pirate, you sound sexy.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK · October 12, 2006, 07:40:21 PM

I was never around during the times heavymetal was making a name for himself. Seeing this I wish I was. All of this internet drama is making my penis ravenous with blood-hunger. And by the way, did that movie about him getting raped by triangle get resubmitted yet? Even though it was a hate flash, it was pretty funny.

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