Stupid thing you did when you were younger

AngelBerry · December 23, 2006, 12:56:14 PM

When I was like 4 my dad left me in his car with it on, and I took the break off or somthing and it rolled down the hill and knocked over my basketball hoop.

I was too young to actually remember though

PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK · December 23, 2006, 01:14:03 PM

when I was 5 I woke up in the middle of the night and had to piss, and I pissed in my toy box because I thought it was the toilet.

WHITE_PLUM · December 23, 2006, 01:35:54 PM

When I was young,I had just came home from eating mcdonalds and I was real sleepy,so my mom was carring me.She was throwning me up and down up and down.So then I threw up on her face.

buttplug · December 23, 2006, 01:53:58 PM

Quote from: PenisButterClock;623406when I was 5 I woke up in the middle of the night and had to piss, and I pissed in my toy box because I thought it was the toilet.

I did the same thing except it was our bookcase.

Moose Clock · December 23, 2006, 03:03:46 PM

Quote from: Colonel Buttplug;623439I did the same thing except it was our bookcase.

I did the same thing sept it was our dryer.

yinyangclock · December 23, 2006, 03:04:45 PM

i did the same thing except you guys are weird

DWARFINATORclock · December 23, 2006, 03:06:53 PM

Oh right, my gym teacher pissed me off when I was about 10 I guess, so I kicked a ball in her face and knocked her glasses right off her face. Yeah, she didn't really like that.

polenorth · December 23, 2006, 03:16:21 PM

hit a girl like ten times cause she wouldn't pay atention. they told me she
was deaf. got pissed off

Zombie Squid · November 12, 2009, 04:24:52 AM

I fucked a really fat girl... I felt awkward as shit after. Nothing was ever happy for me in life after that.

(User was banned for this post; Reason: dont bump 3 year old threads)

CloudClock · November 12, 2009, 04:36:59 AM

before the internet, i used to cry.

ProqagandaClock · November 12, 2009, 05:01:28 AM

Quote from: Zombie Squid;1691324I fucked a really fat girl... I felt awkward as shit after. Nothing was ever happy for me in life after that.

i was looking forward to telling off the idiot who bumped a 2 year old topic but

this is just

better than anything i can ever hope to achieve
truly your cross has already been carried

SpongeClock SquarePants · November 12, 2009, 05:36:15 AM

rape

Pencilclock · November 12, 2009, 06:14:00 AM

Quote from: SCSP;1691338rape

Seconded

CourgetteClock · November 12, 2009, 06:48:46 AM

What's up with them really old threads being bumped lately?

DWARFINATORclock · November 12, 2009, 06:53:54 AM

Quote from: CourgetteClock;1691353What's up with them really old threads being bumped lately?

I don't know but I want it to stop.

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