The neverending cheat code thread!

[Sinister Clock]

Basically what you do is invent a cheat code for a game then like the next poster carries on the cheat from where you left off or some shit example:

go 2 start den masterbate 4 10 ours wifout coming den bete da game twice wifout dieing on mega mega hard

Then pee on yo' disk

bla bla bla.

I'll start.

To get the triforce on The Legend of Zelda: Oracana of time, first beat the game without turning off the n64 or using an emulator on the gold cartride without dieing once or getting any heart powerup and without losing one heart...[/FONT]

[CaramelAppleClock]

Then pee on yo' disk

[Steve]

Attempt a full blown Goatse before

[PepperClock]

Press UP C DOWN C LEFT C RIGHT C A+START

[salmonberryclock]

fill your nose with quick drying cement

[Maltese]

Don't set yourself on fire

[FileCabinetClock]

then take the cement out and use it for a buttplug

[Folder]

Alt+F4 Access cheat menu

[FileCabinetClock]

Alt+F4 Access cheat menu

ctrl+alt+F7 Erase game memory

[Water Meat]

Alt+F4 Access cheat menu

I did it twice to make sure i pressed the right buttons _poogle_

you lied to me

i'm so hurt inside its so hard to describe

[FluxCapacitorClock]

talk to Dante the Gravekeeper

wait for him to pee in your butt

[EtchASketchClock]

Then DO A BARREL ROLL.

[PirateClock]

IDDQD

[SnakeClock]

Then divide by zero. After that, play the Death Waltz on your ocarina...

[FileCabinetClock]

Then divide by zero.

HEY

[salmonberryclock]

Poop in a trash can

[FluxCapacitorClock]

Take the poop back out, go to the temple of time and return to child mode. Put the poop in Malon's vagina. Her fat dad will try to kill you. Throw chickens at him. Then rape him.

[KeyClock]

Vote the fifen and give the fairy a ruppe

[OvenmittClock]

put down your noose, ill hang myself

[FluxCapacitorClock]

Then go to the house of Skulltula. If you've already turned them all human you cannot complete this cheat. Make the one in the middle (spider form) give you a blowjob.