An EXTREMELY SHOCKING discovery made by me, Isison

Isison · February 11, 2007, 10:06:38 PM

Ok, first of all, this is serious. If you don't believe me, go try it yourself. I do admit that my posts are weird, but oh boy, have I ever lied? Ok, here's the whole story:

I just went to bathroom to take a poop as usual. After it, I began the usual process to wipe my ass. I don't know how many of you wipe ass the same way I do, but here's how I usually do it:
1. Life up the butt while lowering your head, and then wipe.
2. Wipe it several times and assume it's clean.
However, I just discovered that my years of such practice is actually WRONG!

Today, after I wiped my ass the usual way and I stood up , I accidentally found couple towels I dropped on floor seconds ago. I then decided to wipe my ass while I was in the standing position. Ok, here's the key point: I was wiping my ass while I was standing, instead of lowering my head below my butt. I thought my ass must be very clean because I wiped it over and over before, but oh boy, I was WRONG and who thought human assholes are so complicated! After I wiped my ass while standing from down to up, I found my ass is far from clean. It's totally like unwiped.

Therefore, guys, if you don't believe me, try it yourself. Here's the conclusion:
If you wanna wipe your ass after poop, make sure you do it in two position:
Position 1: Lift your butt while lowering your head, wipe.
Position 2: Then, totally stand up and then wipe again.

Your will be surprised by how much you wiped off afterward. Again, try it yourself if you don't believe me.

(User was banned for this post; Reason: For doing funny things do his butt. Gay things.)

Biggskoo · February 11, 2007, 10:09:46 PM

isison what the fuck

miracle fruit · February 11, 2007, 10:10:26 PM

How the fuck does it make a difference its a fucking hole i dont believe you

EDIT: Actually its probably because you wipe your ass with your head under your toilet, as you described

FileCabinetClock · February 11, 2007, 10:10:27 PM

yeah, it's amazing how little butts actually get clean
ps what the FUCK

Schmellements Clawk · February 11, 2007, 10:10:53 PM

isison what the fuck

Sword · February 11, 2007, 10:10:56 PM

Quote from: Mistah F.A.B.;695137isison what the fuck

I was about to say the same ass shit.

Kombucha · February 11, 2007, 10:11:00 PM

Hahahahahahaha holy fuck man.

Isison · February 11, 2007, 10:12:05 PM

Ok guys, I thought you guys will treat this as a stupid post. Again, please try it yourself next time you go to bathroom. You will then see what I was talking about.

FileCabinetClock · February 11, 2007, 10:13:21 PM

Quote from: Isison the Fapper;695143Ok guys, I thought you guys will treat this as a stupid post. Again, please try it yourself next time you go to bathroom. You will then see what I was talking about.

Isison
what the fuck

miracle fruit · February 11, 2007, 10:13:58 PM

Quote from: Isison the Fapper;695143Ok guys, I thought you guys will treat this as a stupid post. Again, please try it yourself next time you go to bathroom. You will then see what I was talking about.

no

isison what the fuck

Marlin Clock · February 11, 2007, 10:15:23 PM

Isison what the fuck

Kombucha · February 11, 2007, 10:15:24 PM

Seriously what the fuck, Isison.

FileCabinetClock · February 11, 2007, 10:16:56 PM

No, but with all due respect
Isison. What the fuck?

miracle fruit · February 11, 2007, 10:18:42 PM

I can only expect you shit all over your ass, or you have a goatse-like rectum.

Scuba Clock · February 11, 2007, 10:19:26 PM

Quote from: Kombucha;695154Seriously what the fuck, Isison.

All jokes aside...

Seriously.

What the fuck?

PossumClock · February 11, 2007, 10:19:29 PM

Like i said before: 27 my ass. (no pun intended)

Kombucha · February 11, 2007, 10:20:38 PM

Quote from: OctorokClock;695161All jokes aside...

Seriously.

What the fuck?

Serious buisness.

FileCabinetClock · February 11, 2007, 10:21:59 PM

Quote from: Kombucha;695165Serious buisness.

Woh
What the fuck?
Isison?
What the fuck?

Kombucha · February 11, 2007, 10:23:27 PM

What the fuck, Isison?

miracle fruit · February 11, 2007, 10:23:40 PM

ISISON
WHAT THE FUCK

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An EXTREMELY SHOCKING discovery made by me, Isison