LOL, I owned my philosophy teacher

[Ti-83Clock]

lol i kind of get it
but i wouldnt say you owned your teacher
since he was just confused about it

[CaramelAppleClock]

Also how come you're doing philosophy? I thought you were 13 or something.

philosophy is teached and 9th grade too i think...

[AlbinoClock]

That's not a liar's paradox. If being from 4chan necessitated that you were not from 4chan, sure, but it doesn't, so you're wrong.

Also, a way better example is "The following statement is true. The previous statement is false," or at least, I like it more.

[TequilaClock]

That's not a liar's paradox. If being from 4chan necessitated that you were not from 4chan, sure, but it doesn't, so you're wrong.

Also, a way better example is "The following statement is true. The previous statement is false," or at least, I like it more.

This isn't a reply.

No actually I did it wrong.

[HorseChestnutClock]

another 4chan themed thread that you made....
What is wrong with you?

[Poltergeist]

Isosin is cool.

[Ti-83Clock]

im not going to post in this thread

[HorseChestnutClock]

im not going to post in this thread

me neather

[PirateClock]

no i didn't

[Isison]

That's not a liar's paradox. If being from 4chan necessitated that you were not from 4chan, sure, but it doesn't, so you're wrong.

Also, a way better example is "The following statement is true. The previous statement is false," or at least, I like it more.

Well, this paradox shall be understood as "I am from 4chan, (thus as many people believe but in fact not because we're cool), and I am a liar and have no honor and stuff...". In another word, it's just as same as saying "I am a 4chan (liar)", which is a liar's paradox. The sentence wasn't referring to that I'm belong to 4chan or not.

4chan is in fact a place full of honor and truths. Yeah, it's teh internet over all.

[SockpuppetClock]

Well, this paradox shall be understood as "I am from 4chan, (thus as many people believe but in fact not because we're cool), and I am a liar and have no honor and stuff...". In another word, it's just as same as saying "I am a 4chan (liar)", which is a liar's paradox. The sentence wasn't referring to that I'm belong to 4chan or not.

So you're saying that because you claim 4chan is a place that always lies by saying that you're a 4channer (or whatever the hell you call them) that you are lying about being a 4channer?

How the hell is anyone supposed to get that at first without you explaining it?

4chan is in fact a place full of honor and truths. Yeah, it's teh internet over all.

HEY GUYS I SAID "TEH" LOLSHOOPDAWHOOP I'M SO CLEVER TEEHEE I SWITCHED THE H AND THE E TEEHEEHEEE I'M GIGGLING LIKE A LITTLE SCHOOL GIRL TEEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHHEH

[SilverClock]

I fail to understand.

[AvocadoClock]

I don't get it.

[splatter]

This thread is confusing and gay :/

[hugh_]

Isison what the fuck

[SilverClock]

Isison what the fuck
 

[splatter]

Isison what the fuck

[Applecore]

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

PS: Someone ban Isison. Please.

[Isison]

I fail to understand.

Ok, let's me explain.

1. "I am from 4chan" --> I am from 4chan, so I'm a big fat liar. Whatever I say isn't true.
2. Therefore, "I am from 4chan", which is what I said before, is not true. Thus, "I am not from 4chan".
3. If I am not from 4chan, I am not a liar and I am honest. Whatever I say is true.
4. Therefore, "I am from 4chan", which is what I said before, is true. Thus, "I am from 4chan". So, we are back to step 1, and the loop goes on and on.

I came up with another fun one, and I'm gonna tell my teacher this tomorrow. This one is fun to tell your girlfriend, and I'm sure 3/4 my class is gonna running riot for this one. Ok, here it is :

"I am a raper and a liar".

Lol, this sentence loops from "I am a raper" to "I am not a raper" and back to "I am a raper" again. LOL, if you tell this to your girlfriend, and she will be like "OMG, you're raper" for one second and "Oh, you're not raper" for another second, and back to "OMG, you're raper" again and again. Her mind will alter between "you're raper" and "you're not raper" for days, and she will live in a state of confusion and scaryness. LOL

[Applecore]

Ok, let's me explain.

1. "I am from 4chan" --> I am from 4chan, so I'm a big fat liar. Whatever I say isn't true.
2. Therefore, "I am from 4chan", which is what I said before, is not true. Thus, "I am not from 4chan".
3. If I am not from 4chan, I am not a liar and I am honest. Whatever I say is true.
4. Therefore, "I am from 4chan", which is what I said before, is true. Thus, "I am from 4chan". So, we are back to step 1, and the loop goes on and on.

I came up with another fun one, and I'm gonna tell my teacher this tomorrow. This one is fun to tell your girlfriend, and I'm sure 3/4 my class is gonna running riot for this one. Ok, here it is :

"I am a raper and a liar".

Lol, this sentence loops from "I am a raper" to "I am not a raper" and back to "I am a raper" again. LOL, if you tell this to your girlfriend, and she will be like "OMG, you're raper" for one second and "Oh, you're not raper" for another second, and back to "OMG, you're raper" again and again. Her mind will alter between "you're raper" and "you're not raper" for days, and she will live in a state of confusion and scaryness. LOL

You're a fucking idiot.

Get the fuck out of my clockcrew.