This is crazy awesome.

TequilaClock · April 22, 2007, 01:52:00 AM

Goldmine.

Marlin Clock · April 22, 2007, 01:53:17 AM

Quote from: Inquisitor;783414BUT I WANT MY DRAGON!!!!!!!!!!

DAMN IT YOU DON'T GET A DRAGON CAUSE YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE!

HAPPY? NO ONE WANTED TO TELL YOU, BUT YOU JUST HAD TO DRAG IT OUT.

NOW TAKE THE DAMNED BEAR.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK · April 22, 2007, 01:57:32 AM

Quote from: Inquisitor;783414NOT WITH PSIONIC DRAGON BREATH!!! AND THE TALKING SWORD WITH THE +7 ENHANCEMENT BONUS, AND WOUNDING, AND TOLD YOU WHEN TO POOP!

I WAS A DUAL CLASS MOTHERFUCKING PALADIN/DRUID. I CAN DO THAT SHIT

Quote from: Marlin Clock;783420DAMN IT YOU DON'T GET A DRAGON CAUSE YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE!

HAPPY? NO ONE WANTED TO TELL YOU, BUT YOU JUST HAD TO DRAG IT OUT.

NOW TAKE THE DAMNED BEAR.

EXACTLY! THE PEDOPHILE CLASS IS AUTOMATICALLY PREDISPOSED AGAINST DRAGONS!

Marlin Clock · April 22, 2007, 02:01:19 AM

Quote from: Inquisitor;783429YOU WERE LEVEL ONE!!! YOU CAN'T CROSSCLASS AT LEVEL ONE!!!

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A PEDOPHILE CLASS! YOU'RE MAKING RULES UP AS YOU GO ALONG!

What the hell do you think a dwarf is?

Ti-83Clock · April 22, 2007, 02:02:51 AM

poop

TequilaClock · April 22, 2007, 02:04:25 AM

Quote from: TequilaClock;783416Goldmine.

This dammit

Slurpee · April 22, 2007, 02:06:29 AM

Quote from: TequilaClock;783389Gogo is my favorite asian girl ever. Schoolgirl, asian, young, badass. Perfect.

If I'm not mistaken, she was in Battle Royale.
The one who straight stabbed a motherfucker like 12 times and then just bolted when Mitsuko showed up.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK · April 22, 2007, 02:06:54 AM

Quote from: Inquisitor;783429YOU WERE LEVEL ONE!!! YOU CAN'T CROSSCLASS AT LEVEL ONE!!!

I FOUND AN ANCIENT TOME OF DRUID-PALIDINARY AND I USED IT!!! WE AGREED ON THAT ITEM WHEN WE FIRST STARTED PLAYING!!!

Quote from: Inquisitor;783429THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A PEDOPHILE CLASS! YOU'RE MAKING RULES UP AS YOU GO ALONG!

THE 2007 EDITION PLAYERS HANDBOOK CLEARLY STATES THE PEDOPHILE CLASS YOU GODDAMNED PEDOPHILE!!!

Marlin Clock · April 22, 2007, 02:08:10 AM

Quote from: Inquisitor;783429YOU WERE LEVEL ONE!!! YOU CAN'T CROSSCLASS AT LEVEL ONE!!!

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A PEDOPHILE CLASS! YOU'RE MAKING RULES UP AS YOU GO ALONG!

It doesn't matter.
NO DRAGON FOR YOU.

Odo · April 22, 2007, 02:10:28 AM

Quote from: Slurpee;783442If I'm not mistaken, she was in Battle Royale.
The one who straight stabbed a motherfucker like 12 times and then just bolted when Mitsuko showed up.

Chiaki Kuriyama.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK · April 22, 2007, 02:14:39 AM

Quote from: Inquisitor;783450ONLY BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T STOP BITCHING ABOUT IT!!!

ALSO DRUIDS SUCK!!!

YOURE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE AN ARMY OF THESE:

Quote from: Inquisitor;783450THAT'S BULLSHIT!!! THE PEDO CLASS RULES ONLY APPLIED IN '83, AND WERE PERMANENTLY DISCONTINUED AFTER!!! THEY'D NEVER BRING IT BACK!!!

IT WAS '84 DIPSHIT! AND THEY RECONTINUED IT THIS YEAR!! ITS IN THE FUCKING HANDBOOK!!!

Odo · April 22, 2007, 02:16:47 AM

I'm a strong Paladin with a ban hammer. I ban you all, the end.

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This is crazy awesome.