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Farted by Maltese, May 12, 2007, 07:50:54 PM

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Maltese

#20
May 13, 2007, 08:36:23 AM
my mind is blank, sir
people are betting on me
I need to go pee

IvysaurClock

#21
May 13, 2007, 08:47:19 AM
To bed I must go
May I encourage you with
Sexual favours?

Slash

#22
May 13, 2007, 08:47:33 AM
rhyming, how clever
now it's harder than ever
but alright, whatever

BrusselSproutClock

#23
May 13, 2007, 09:01:10 AM
That's not a Haiku
There were six syllables in
That last line; Malt wins!
Quote from: EvilBerryClock;904177Rupee, you can\'t just ask to ban someone cos they\'re black, that\'s racist.
[FLASH]http://www.youtube.com/v/W0NOETXJAFA width=240 height=180 wmode=transparent[/FLASH]

Slash

#24
May 13, 2007, 12:49:04 PM
run away nigger
or i will pull the trigger
don't steal my liquor

Maltese

#25
May 13, 2007, 07:34:48 PM
racial epithets...
are not funny in haiku.
fucking japanese

Sombra

#26
May 13, 2007, 08:06:35 PM
Warm dry summer night
A breeze rustles restless leaves
The sound of nature.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

#27
May 13, 2007, 08:22:02 PM
Quote from: pyromancer102;813298Warm dry summer night
A breeze rustles restless leaves
The sound of nature.

You sir are stupid
True haikus are asinine
Go kill yourself lol

Maltese

#28
May 13, 2007, 09:23:52 PM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;813322You sir are stupid
True haikus are asinine
Go kill yourself lol

damn, man, you are right
Who needs poetic writing
All we need is stuff

Slash

#29
May 14, 2007, 01:24:24 PM
the nigger raps shit
it sucks huge mexican balls
annoying nigger

Sombra

#30
May 14, 2007, 07:19:44 PM
I apologise. Here I thought, "hey, since this is a forum dedicated to writing, people must be making some real haikus." Apparently I was wrong. It's just a bunch of dumbfucks bickering in "haiku format."

PaperClipClock

#31
May 14, 2007, 07:49:54 PM
C-COMBO BREAKER,
You broke the combo yessir,
y do u do that??

Kaijuclock

#32
May 15, 2007, 05:41:48 AM
zombies ate my head
ouch it hurts im bleeding bad
maybe its a rash

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

#33
May 15, 2007, 08:17:31 AM
Quote from: pyromancer102;814464I apologise. Here I thought, "hey, since this is a forum dedicated to writing, people must be making some real haikus." Apparently I was wrong. It's just a bunch of dumbfucks bickering in "haiku format."

Fail at haiku,
Take the internet seri-
-ously, you lose sir

Slash

#34
May 15, 2007, 08:43:06 AM
Quote from: pyromancer102;814464I apologise. Here I thought, "hey, since this is a forum dedicated to writing, people must be making some real haikus." Apparently I was wrong. It's just a bunch of dumbfucks bickering in "haiku format."

you were thinking wrong
oh well, these things just happen
learn to live with it

salmonberryclock

#35
May 15, 2007, 10:26:51 PM
You fap to scat porn
you stupid pile of ape crap
go eat a wet turd
Quote from: Chaotic Silly Putty;1669531All I ever eat are big cocks.

Kombucha

#36
May 15, 2007, 10:28:31 PM
My stomach hurts.

Maltese

#37
May 16, 2007, 03:28:10 PM
Quote from: Xatu;816451My stomach hurts.

you have corrupted
the stream of awesomeness, why
don't you just shut up

Pin Clock

#38
May 16, 2007, 03:50:41 PM
Please help me out now will you?
hiakus distract me
from improving my flash skill
if there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock that'd be pretty fucked up wouldn't it?

OhJayClock

#39
May 31, 2007, 04:37:38 PM
flash skills you need not
they are all just some tom-fool--
ery tom fulp that is
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