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Farted by Maltese, May 12, 2007, 07:50:54 PM

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cokezeroglock

Quote from: Zster21;838449flash skills you need not
they are all just some tom-fool--
ery tom fulp that is
You gone bumped this thread
But Haikus are crazy cool
That's right, daddy-o.

Maltese

Quote from: Pin;817402Please help me out now will you?
hiakus distract me
from improving my flash skill

I'm afraid you fail,

Quote from: Zster21;838449flash skills you need not
they are all just some tom-fool--
ery tom fulp that is

last line has six syllables,
as opposed to five.

why do you fail so?
this topic has gone downhill,
now it is pigswill.

IvysaurClock

How can you fail DUCKS
You just count on your fingers
And spew out some words

Chalk Clock

this thread is so old
from the black mists it comes forth
pulling at my soul

Chalk Clock

feel the urge to post
something that is relevant
and topical too
 
to bad all i have
are large words that take up space
and don't fit the theme

Slash

Quote from: IvysaurClock;843234How can you fail
You just count on your fingers
And spew out some words

you should know how to
first line has four syllables
i might forgive you

Chalk Clock

feel the power of
my triple posting glory
ok ill stop now
 
Edit:
 
Dammit Leorio
why did you have to post here
so much for my string

IvysaurClock

Quote from: Leorio;843241you should know how to
first line has four syllables
i might forgive you

Murphy's law, I swear
Jesus Christ on a rainbow
Please forgive me, sir!

Slash

Quote from: Bob: Agent of Hydra;843242feel the power of
my triple posting glory
ok ill stop now
 
Edit:
 
Dammit Leorio
why did you have to post here
so much for my string

got you now fucker
first line has six syllables
you have been beaten

Chalk Clock

Quote from: Leorio;843246got you now fucker
first line has six syllables
you have been beaten

using your own name
to increase syllable count
is a dirty trick
 
how was i to know
leorio had four man
it should just have three

Maltese

Damn it, what the fuck,
why does this topic not die,
I laugh at nothing

Watching some TV
Arrested Development
hilarious, lol (one word, not three syllables)

Maltese

this is a bump yay
this thread is alive again
this is a haiku

Berserk Berserker

I want to buy a peggey
I really want to pet it
tangerine rocks

Pin Clock

This Thread was bumped again
That's a brilliant move
Haikus are really fun.
if there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock that'd be pretty fucked up wouldn't it?

Exclamation Mark

Holy fucking big shit
This thread got bumped yet again
Oh so cool am I
Quote from: Crucifix;1556967I now have a 14 year old girl hitting on me. If I had proof she wasn\'t a 50 year old man I\'d be masturbating right about now :>

SlingshotClock

I have been trying
to write a haiku for you
Some things I just can't do


Maybe you're big on
ancient asian poetry
Or maybe it's just me


I have been trying
to get this haiku just right
All night for you alright


ARRRRRRGGGGGGG I GIVE UP!!!


Props to Tally Hall

Foam Finger

Foam Finger Just Wants
A Little Respect Ok?
Then Finger His Ass.
HOISEN CRISPY OWL

SilverCherryClock

Cornucopia
Full of dry fruits and the like
Stunning proportions

Maltese

reviving old threads
an easy task with results
this is a haiku

VCRClock

Maltese bumped this thread
I'ma make a post in it
because I am cool
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew