the Haiku Thread

[cokezeroglock]

flash skills you need not
they are all just some tom-fool--
ery tom fulp that is

You gone bumped this thread
But Haikus are crazy cool
That's right, daddy-o.

[Maltese]

Please help me out now will you?
hiakus distract me
from improving my flash skill

I'm afraid you fail,

flash skills you need not
they are all just some tom-fool--
ery tom fulp that is

last line has six syllables,
as opposed to five.

why do you fail so?
this topic has gone downhill,
now it is pigswill.

[IvysaurClock]

How can you fail DUCKS
You just count on your fingers
And spew out some words

[Chalk Clock]

this thread is so old
from the black mists it comes forth
pulling at my soul

[Chalk Clock]

feel the urge to post
something that is relevant
and topical too
 
to bad all i have
are large words that take up space
and don't fit the theme

[Slash]

How can you fail
You just count on your fingers
And spew out some words

you should know how to
first line has four syllables
i might forgive you

[Chalk Clock]

feel the power of
my triple posting glory
ok ill stop now
 
Edit:
 
Dammit Leorio
why did you have to post here
so much for my string

[IvysaurClock]

you should know how to
first line has four syllables
i might forgive you

Murphy's law, I swear
Jesus Christ on a rainbow
Please forgive me, sir!

[Slash]

feel the power of
my triple posting glory
ok ill stop now
 
Edit:
 
Dammit Leorio
why did you have to post here
so much for my string

got you now fucker
first line has six syllables
you have been beaten

[Chalk Clock]

got you now fucker
first line has six syllables
you have been beaten

using your own name
to increase syllable count
is a dirty trick
 
how was i to know
leorio had four man
it should just have three

[Maltese]

Damn it, what the fuck,
why does this topic not die,
I laugh at nothing

Watching some TV
Arrested Development
hilarious, lol (one word, not three syllables)

[Maltese]

this is a bump yay
this thread is alive again
this is a haiku

[Berserk Berserker]

I want to buy a peggey
I really want to pet it
tangerine rocks

[Pin Clock]

This Thread was bumped again
That's a brilliant move
Haikus are really fun.

[Exclamation Mark]

Holy fucking big shit
This thread got bumped yet again
Oh so cool am I

[SlingshotClock]

I have been trying
to write a haiku for you
Some things I just can't do

Maybe you're big on
ancient asian poetry
Or maybe it's just me

I have been trying
to get this haiku just right
All night for you alright

ARRRRRRGGGGGGG I GIVE UP!!!


Props to Tally Hall

[Foam Finger]

Foam Finger Just Wants
A Little Respect Ok?
Then Finger His Ass.

[SilverCherryClock]

Cornucopia
Full of dry fruits and the like
Stunning proportions

[Maltese]

reviving old threads
an easy task with results
this is a haiku

[VCRClock]

Maltese bumped this thread
I'ma make a post in it
because I am cool