the Haiku Thread

[buttplug]

they always made us do
these kinds of poems in school
they still suck a lot

how are they supposed
to teach the kids how to write
Japan can fuck off

hey I think I am
getting the hang of these things
I still hate Japan

[AlbinoClock]

Haiku is just great
It makes thoughts flow easily
And elegantly

[VCRClock]

Haiku is just great
It makes thoughts flow easily
And elegantly

HEY ALBINOCLOCK
FUCK YOU, HERE IS YOUR DEBATE:
I DON'T LIKE HAIKU

[AlbinoClock]

HEY ALBINOCLOCK
FUCK YOU, HERE IS YOUR DEBATE:
I DON'T LIKE HAIKU

Like is subjective
Preferences are empty
Haiku is awesome

[SpinningCubeClock]

I have a big dick
Now get on your knees you bitch
Take it like your mum

[VCRClock]

When I was a young
boy my father took me in-
to the city to

See a marching band.
He said, "Son, when you grow up,
will you be the sav-

Ior of the broken,
the beaten and the damned?" He
said, "Will you defeat

them, your demons, and
all the non-believers, the
plans that they have made?"

[TheCheshireClock]

芭蕉さん
俳句発明
それは良い

[OvenmittClock]

youre all gay
you are all very gay
youre all super gay

[TheCheshireClock]

youre all gay
you are all very gay
youre all super gay

You can not do this.
You are just really jealous
So you call us gay.

Your are just angry
Because you can not Haiku
You do not have skills.

[Kombucha]

The Clock Crew ruined haikus for me.

[ArgoonKlok]

A haiku:

A finer 'xample
of constrained poet's writing
you will never see.

[Topcatyo]

Last time I checked it,
My scrotum had many hairs,
Never hurts, check twice

[Maltese]

my thumb is in pain
mentioning this is inane
pain is very bad

[Topcatyo]

The cat lies in sand
He paws the dirt for some food
Dis nigga's hungry

[Maltese]

Be kind, Feed your cat
his hunger is very great
why are you so mean?

[Ingram-J/WristbandClock]

I have got some AIDS
Please aid a new dick to me
Or I'll be sterile

[Topcatyo]

What what in the butt
I say what what in the butt
That is a haiku

[Maltese]

Ha ha, Robotics
Sterility is manly
Superfluous Pants.

[DoxosopherClock]

Soft white snowing down
The back of a virgin throat
Euphoria now!

Fuck the cherry trees
And the sweet seasons' breeze
I want the cocaine!

[Pin Clock]

Way to bump a thread
Now Haikus will be written
Hurray for Haikus!