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BobberClock

#20
June 04, 2007, 10:10:31 PM
Quote from: Space Coyote Clock;846629Kodiak:
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I've temporarily run out of samples, but I'm restocking tomorrow. Feel free to come back to give SnakeClock's Magic-Shed© a try, and see how great your skin is under your skin!

Translation: I'm very tired and I'm going to bed. I'll do more tomorrow. Trek, you're next. Other people, feel free to make requests while I'm gone.

Holy crap, Kodiak houses Chronic! :eek:

This is the best product ever, by the way. Definitely a twist on all the "i'll draw u" threads :)

SnakeClock

#21
June 04, 2007, 10:12:38 PM
Quote from: BobberClock;846654Holy crap, Kodiak houses Chronic! :eek:

When Cronic the Hemphog dips, he DIPS! ;)

Amp

#22
June 05, 2007, 09:36:53 AM
You know, my skin always gets so flaky and unkempt, it would be great if I could try out this sample snakey-poo ^___^

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

#23
June 05, 2007, 09:41:54 AM
Tear off my worldly restraints and expose my true radiant form!

Loki Clock

#24
June 05, 2007, 11:09:21 AM
Shed my flame-retardant, dolphiny husk!

Poltergeist

#25
June 05, 2007, 11:11:15 AM
You sure are one sexy man, Snake. Me please.

Kodiakclock

#26
June 05, 2007, 11:19:21 AM
Quote from: BobberClock;846654Holy crap, Kodiak houses Chronic! :eek:

This is the best product ever, by the way. Definitely a twist on all the "i'll draw u" threads :)

Damn right
Quote from: YoYoClock;1903849
KodiakClock - Super Butt

WrenchClock

#27
June 05, 2007, 11:21:21 AM
i saw this commecial. why do i sign up? :)

Rose Clock

#28
June 05, 2007, 11:21:32 AM
With this and H2O, I'll be the most beautiful clock in all of Clocktopia! Uhuhuhu! *Strikes a pose.*

WrenchClock

#29
June 05, 2007, 11:26:27 AM
Quote from: RoseClock;847209With this and H2O, I'll be the most beautiful clock in all of Clocktopia! Uhuhuhu! *Strikes a pose.*

bu bu but...! i thought i was! :(

SnakeClock

#30
June 05, 2007, 12:27:04 PM
Trek Clock:



Metal doesn't really have "skin", but it tends to have a finish. Finish is like really thick makeup, so SnakeClock's Magic-Shed© has brought out your natural glory!

You can probably put on some tarnish remover to get rid of those spots. SNAKECLOCK INDUSTRIES IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY METALLIC DAMAGE FROM USE OF OUR PRODUCTS.

HorseChestnutClock

#31
June 05, 2007, 12:31:11 PM
Mello Mister Snake Clock. Would you mind to shave me?

SnakeClock

#33
June 05, 2007, 01:33:14 PM
Bobber:



I gotta say, Bobber, you look especially ravishing!

I'm taking a break for a bit, but I'll be back soon. Next up are IIDX, Sparky, and Amp. I've got plenty of samples to go around, though, so all requests will be taken!

Trek Clock

#34
June 05, 2007, 01:36:28 PM
... so using your product will make me black? Sweet :D


...or is that cancer?....

Love your design anyway.....even if it does leave me fearing for my own health

SnakeClock

#35
June 05, 2007, 01:40:10 PM
Quote from: Trek Clock;847358... so using your product will make me black? Sweet :D


...or is that cancer?....

Love your design anyway.....even if it does leave me fearing for my own health

SnakeClock's Magic-Shed© has no adverse side effects, so you needn't worry. Bobber can attest to that.

DDSN

#36
June 05, 2007, 07:12:51 PM
Here's Me Before! (My hands didn't fit the picture.)
 

Pin Clock

#37
June 05, 2007, 07:16:59 PM
I'm going to wind up like Bobber, but give me some shed too!
if there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock that'd be pretty fucked up wouldn't it?

SnakeClock

#38
June 05, 2007, 07:41:39 PM
I've got a lot of work due tomorrow, so no more samples until tomorrow afternoon. Sorry about that, but they're definitely coming. ;)

BobberClock

#39
June 05, 2007, 08:57:15 PM
Quote from: Space Coyote Clock;847355Bobber:

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I gotta say, Bobber, you look especially ravishing!

I'm taking a break for a bit, but I'll be back soon. Next up are IIDX, Sparky, and Amp. I've got plenty of samples to go around, though, so all requests will be taken!

It seems practically super effective on plastic. I've lost so much skin that I look newer than anybody else here! This product is brilliant :)
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