2 Second Collab!

[BoltClock]

Second part almost done, having serious fbf problems here. I need to brush up my fbf. Look a pun!

[VoodooClock]

Did you... read... the first post?

I didn't saw it after he Edit it.

[SpinningCubeClock]

I didn't saw it after he Edit it.

Yeah, I realised I hadn't put it on yet. :O

[ToadClock]

I'm a pretty little girl.

[SpinningCubeClock]

Give me a break, Toad! THERE!!! FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK lol <3

[Hamsa Clock]

God damnit every time I try to get on Hotmail the fucking thing comes up in Arabic.

[SpinningCubeClock]

Haha, that used to happen to me too.

It's like walking in the dark and feeling yourself around.

[ToadClock]

Give me a break, Toad! THERE!!! FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK lol <3

What? What did I say?

[Bigglesnoots]

I wrote the flash's disclaimer;

***DISCLAIMER***

This flash includes extreme examples of both bad quality spam and great quality, well, spam. But because we bribed the Internet Governement, the Clock Crew is not responisble for any of the following side-effects: bruised bones, broken bones, shattered bones, missing bones, flexible bones, cracked bones, boners, loss of boners, loss of the ability to develop boners (impotency), your cat dying, cracked monitors, cracked skulls, random attacks of diarroea, bad grammar, worse gramar, sudden loss of your ability to keep good and bad apart, sudden loss of kidneys, sudden loss of eyeballs, sudden loss of every organ we could use really, lack of flash ability, bad weather reports, the moon crashing into the earth, exploding cacti, dislocated elbows, dislocated pensils, foreign objects in your nose, foreign objects in your ears, foreign objects in every body hole now I think of it, cold coffee, hot coffee, loss of hair, sudden paranoia, more bad grammar, loss of keyboard, loss of keys on keyboard, loss of keyboard but not the keys, not being able to read this far, not liking this flash, severe head traumas, death, suicide, death but being revived and death again, lack of spine, lack of character, lack of brain, lack of comon sense, lack of money, lack of friends, lack of coffee, lack of hot cofee, lack of cold coffee, lack of sugar, lack of questionmarks, lack of lag, sudden spontainious combustions, lack of boobs, sudden loss of big boobs, armageddon, the apocalypse, anchor's clockification, not being able to read THIS far, lack of looks, sudden loss of looks, lack of G-force awareness, getting emo, being emo, emos, chemos, lame people, deaf peole, blind people, Jesus, Jebus, I'm a edgy teenness, also known ass retardation, bad grammar yet again, loss of 1337, realization of never being 1337, NOT realizing that you will never be 1337 and act stupid because of this unawareness, replacement of s by z, computer crashes, pluto, Bush, Iraq, oil, f8, petrol bombs thrown at your moms store, your mom, loss of mp3's, lack of mp3's, lack of knowledge, lack of comma's, dyslexia, lysdexia, not being bothered to pause and read all of this,
and finally; us killing you for not 5'ing this.

I'll send the .fla right now.

[BoltClock]

Cellphone wants to join but isn't allowed to post yet. He PMed me.

[PimpJuice Clock]

I will make an epic part.

[ToadClock]

Can we be credited by whatever name we want?

[VoodooClock]

Can we be credited by whatever name we want?

I think so. Don't know.I will be GreenCard.


{{{{SpinningCube}}}} This is gonna be a great collab.

[VoodooClock]

3 parts sent to SpinningCube.

Images for everyone! Enjoy!:artsist:

I'l show you just this one:
Part 1:

[BoltClock]

Spoilers? ._.

[VoodooClock]

Edited: Now you guys will see just the first part.
2 and 3 are in the movie.

[DeathBunnyClock]

Introducing...

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The 2 Second Collab!
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Since there seems to be a lot of disappointment throughout the Clock community because of people missing out on the 3 second collab, I have decided that I shall begin a 2 second collab!!!!

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Rules:
Size: 600 x 300
Fps: 24
Length: 48 frames (2 seconds)

Make it about anything you want (although it has to be clock related)

Name all your symbols with either a keyboard smash (dfiuhvesdfhniujdiufhnv) or like this: CLOCK_SCC, with SCC being my clock name.

PUT YOUR FLASH IN A MOVIECLIP PLZ KTHX

Deadline: SEPTEMBER 5TH

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Participants:
- Me
- BoltClock - finished 1 part
- IvysaurClock
- SnakeClock
- FlossClock
- UpdateClock
- Anchor
- PatriotClock
- Ike-Mike
- PepsiMax
- CaramelAppleClock
- Hamsa
- ToadClock
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FAQ:
Q: How many parts may I submit?
A: Umm....let's make it 3 maximum.

Q: Does it have to be good quality?
A: If it is meant to be shitty quality animation, and it's funny, then yes.

Q: What's more fun than spinning a baby around on a clothes line?
A: Stopping it with a baseball bat.

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Ok fellow clocks, get flashing and have some fun! And don't pull any of this, "wah! I don't have time to animate because I go to school and have a life!". Because I know that even if any of you fuckers actually DID have a life (which nobody does) this will only take you 1 hour MAX! And that's for something animated nicely. So fucking sign up and participate!

ATTN: Send all entries to: little_devill_14(at)hotmail(dot)com - make sure 'devill' has 2 L's.

yo i wanna do it. ive already started.








Edit: Done XD                 [flash]http://img137.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lololololck9.swf height = 300 width = 600 wmode = transparent [/flash

[salt]

Can I do this?
I'll make a part or two.

[ToadClock]

yo i wanna do it. ive already started.

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT HOW YOU QUOTED THE ENTIRE POST AND WROTE ONLY ONE LINE YOURSELF.

[BoltClock]

Welcome to the club Salt.

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT HOW YOU QUOTED THE ENTIRE POST AND WROTE ONLY ONE LINE YOURSELF.

You had to beat me to that one