Clock Deathmatch: SlurpeeClock vs BiSuicidalGirlfriendClock

[Steve]

Hello and welcome to Clock Death Match. I'm Johnny Gomez alongside the incomparable Nick Diamond, and do we have a doozy for you.

[Death Metal]

Oh snnnnnnnnnnnnnnnapppppppppppppppp

[camoclock is a great man]

Boy do we ever.

Slurpee- god of awesome - vs Heavy Metal as our main event

[Vovanich]

yay deathmatch and i dont need to watch mtv

[Death Metal]

Fucking hell? Who signed me up for this?
Might as well make peace with my enemies.

[Steve]

And we all know who's going to win this, considering the fact that Heavy Metal is a dickless douche, compared to a man of maximum caliber like Slurpee.

Nick, being a 5-time winner in deathmatch, what would your advice be your heavy metal.

[Vovanich]

[u2]UMf40daefsI[/u2]

[camoclock is a great man]

Heavy Metal should just stay still and let the things go over him.
I say that as an impartial announcer

KILL THAT FAGGOT SLURPEE

[Steve]

And they're off! And my god Nick, Heavy Metal is in the fetal position crying for his mother, is this some kind of wimpy attempt to trick Slurpee into mercy?

[Death Metal]

Might as well go along with this shit.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
She forgot to give me my steroids

[camoclock is a great man]

This fetal position is a very rare site here, used once by Rupee during the DA gauntlet a few years ago.

Things did not go well for Rupee.

However I could see how this would work

[Death Metal]

Shouldn't slurpee put input on this? You know? Add insult to injury?

[Steve]

My god he's masturbating to a picture of PirateClock in an attempt to gain strength. IS THAT EVEN ALLOWED?

[hugh_]

I'LL ALLOW IT

[Death Metal]

If the ref dosn't say so. Edit: Must return to the fetal position.

[SnakeClock]

I can't wait until HeavyMetal goes Super Saiyan or does some Naruto shit.

[camoclock is a great man]

Meanwhile Slurpee seems to be talking to Biggskoo and Golden about this unexpected turn of events, they could be annoyed by the faggotry in the ring.

[Death Metal]

Hey can I attack the commentators?
Edit: If someone makes a flash on this, my hat will go off to them.

[Steve]

I can't blame them, i mean he's a giant sack of shit. Heavy metal comes from behind with A TESTICLE BAG TICKLE. I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS SINCE THE BATHROOM BRAWL IN '72

[camoclock is a great man]

I can't blame them, i mean he's a giant sack of shit. Heavy metal comes from behind with A TESTICLE BAG TICKLE. I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS SINCE THE BATHROOM BRAWL IN '72

Johnny, you're from '74