'Stop the Clock Crew From Harassing Me'

Craisin · October 07, 2005, 02:32:10 AM

Randomly, "Strawberry-Hourglass" aims me [WOLF3jx6 = AIM] and tells me people are harassing him on the NG BBS, and me, being a 'Clock in charge of stuff' should be able to fix this dire situation!

Most takes place on aim: Transcript to follow
NG BBS THREAD: http://newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=356584

Note; I never use the NG BBS, this was a special occasion.

Krogmatic: If I wanted to get people to I.M. you, then they would be messaging you. That would be juvenile.
WOLF3jx6: well you seem to act juvenile enough for yourself
Krogmatic: That is one of the most awkwardly constructed sentences I've seen in about four hours.
WOLF3jx6: since when do you make sentences on aim
Krogmatic: Every time you type?
Krogmatic: If you're not making sentences what the fuck are you making?
Krogmatic: We aren't baking cakes!
Krogmatic: I'm not a fucking baker!
Krogmatic: Are you a baker?
WOLF3jx6: what the hell
Krogmatic: Exactly.
Krogmatic: I just owned you with my mind!
WOLF3jx6: the matrix sucked
Krogmatic: Well, you do the impossible.
Krogmatic: You suck and blow at the same time!
Krogmatic: ZING!
WOLF3jx6: wow gr8 come back
Krogmatic: Speaking of come backs, that reminds me of your mom. She's like a bowling ball. I finger her, throw her in the gutter, and the bitch still COMES BACK for more... ZING ^2
WOLF3jx6: your mother is so fat when she sits around the house, she sits around the house
Krogmatic: Wow, I wish I had a time machine. So I could go back to when that joke was funny.
WOLF3jx6: well that time machine would be great to use for you
WOLF3jx6: when you come up with something better
Krogmatic: I win, dialogue completed.

WOLF3jx6: what the fuck you talkngabout
Krogmatic: I win, dialogue completed.
WOLF3jx6: real cute
Krogmatic: I win, dialogue completed.
WOLF3jx6: knock it off
WOLF3jx6: dailogue, i win
Krogmatic: I win, dialogue completed.
WOLF3jx6: your just goning to keep doing that
Krogmatic: I win, dialogue completed.
WOLF3jx6: real mature
Krogmatic: I win, dialogue completed.
WOLF3jx6: your kool
Krogmatic: I win, dialogue completed.
WOLF3jx6: real badass
Krogmatic: I win, dialogue completed.

TLDR.

Schmellements Clawk · October 07, 2005, 02:41:20 AM

You did a good job owning him. :]

StrangeClock · October 07, 2005, 04:24:15 AM

I wasn't aware that we were harassing him, but I do know that I am going to now.

RastaClock · October 07, 2005, 09:07:04 AM

YOU GOTTA <3 AIM CONVOS,

CrustClock · October 07, 2005, 09:59:06 AM

I'm fairly sure he's not redneckclock.

PandaClock · October 07, 2005, 10:00:28 AM

LOL golden you sure fucked him up good.

Roman Collar Clock · October 07, 2005, 01:43:15 PM

I didn't find those funny.

Darkcherry · October 07, 2005, 02:14:10 PM

Quote from: Roman Collar ClockI didn't find those funny.

Well you should have. It's in the rules, you're supposed to find it funny.... didn't you know? I can't believe you didn't know! Noob.

Sword · October 07, 2005, 02:22:39 PM

I sometimes wounder why some people hate the Clock Crew.

GreyClock · October 07, 2005, 04:14:52 PM

ps. that looks suspiciously like a scrotum

psps. hehehe

Marlin Clock · October 07, 2005, 04:22:46 PM

It's because they touch themselves at night O_O

LuigiClock · October 07, 2005, 04:27:37 PM

Quote from: wavy gravyGolden Clock1337: YOU
Golden Clock1337: CAKE OR DEATH?!
WOLF3jx6: what the fuck
Golden Clock1337: It's the simplest question.
Golden Clock1337: CAKE OR DEATH?
WOLF3jx6: i like cake i guess
Golden Clock1337: VERY WELL
Golden Clock1337: YOU GET CAKE

DONT TOUCH THE CAKE BATMAN!

Golden took spot on top 5 in that one

SilverCherryClock · October 07, 2005, 04:28:54 PM

What a fag...

Craisin · October 07, 2005, 09:13:02 PM

Anybody who didn't find it funny, is now banned. Have a nice day.

CD Clock · October 07, 2005, 09:28:28 PM

Golden's was awesome. Craisin's was funny too. Goldmine please.

THE HELVETICA SCENARIO · October 07, 2005, 09:32:22 PM

Golden, I aint laughed so hard reading this forum since yesterday. I gotta talk to this guy myself when hes next online. I doubt i'll be able to keep him going as long as you expertly did though.

THE HELVETICA SCENARIO · October 07, 2005, 09:33:46 PM

Quote from: DarkcherryWell you should have. It's in the rules, you're supposed to find it funny.... didn't you know? I can't believe you didn't know! Noob.

I hate these damn noobs y'know we are only laughing at them noobs and these noobs cant get the joke joking about the noobs!
I mean really pfft.

LuigiClock · October 07, 2005, 09:34:29 PM

Quote from: CraisinClockAnybody who didn't find it funny, is now banned. Have a nice day.

Do they get the mashed potatoes?

Marlin Clock · October 07, 2005, 09:39:44 PM

BM, do you always have to double post when you have a thought a little after you post something?

Craisin · October 07, 2005, 09:40:14 PM

Quote from: SatanClockDo they get the mashed potatoes?

Garlic.

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