itt we think like women

[IoClock]

HOME AND GARDEN TELEVISION!!!

[FlavorClock]

I just spent 3 hours getting my hair to look perfect.

Oh my god, I can't believe that horrible bastard had the NERVE to compliment me on my hair. Who does he think he is? Does he think I get all dolled up just so guys like him can gawk at me? What a pig.

That guy just asked me if my hair is a wig or not. What a jerk! I must now fuck him.

[KeyClock]

My teenage son touches himself while looking at pornography I should abort him because he's going to become a rapist

[SwirlberryClock]

Oh, I want those in my mouth!

.

[IoClock]

Oh God... I'm having a hot flash.

[Maltese]

My teenage son touches himself while looking at pornography I should abort him because he's going to become a rapist

consensual sex (rape)

[Death Metal]

ooh the cooking channel!

[Wind-up Clock]

Oh hey honey, how was AFGFDGHGHDFGHDGFG FUCK YOU YOU'RE THE WORST HUSBAND EVER I WANT A DIVORCE AGASDFSDASFGDSASD oh dear, sweetie, i'm sorry. Let's have some dinner.

[LuigiClock]

My teenage son touches himself while looking at pornography I should abort him because he's going to become a rapist

consensual sex (rape)

Every time I think about it I refer to this fetus as a 'parasite', a 'tick' and other things I won't even mention.

[KeyClock]

Cuddling on Christmas morning and leaving him with blue balls is better than having wild crazy neko bondage sex













Crusader's not allowed to post in reply to that

[TequilaClock]

How can we have reconciliation sex if we are still fighting?!

[FlavorClock]

I get migraines. Whenever there's something to be done that I'd rather bitch about than actually do, my migraines begin again. Especially on Mondays. Especially at work. Or talking to my mother or sister.

[Marlin Clock]

Can I drive?

[Biblo]

if i do the exact same thing i yelled at him last week for it's ok

[TequilaClock]

Don't worry, I have a credit card.

[Cajun]

REDBOOK COSMO REDBOOK COSMO
 
OPRAH DR.PHIL OPRAH DR.PHIL
 
LIFETIME CHANNEL
 
I broke a nail
I Know! I'll bitch at my boyfriend about it!

[Munglai]

I sure like being able to fly.

[IoClock]

ADORABLE PUPPIES!!! BUY ME ONE!!! <3

[ProzacClock]

ADORABLE PUPPIES!!! BUY ME ONE!!! <3

Sounds like Tree's kind of girl.

[Cajun]

I need bigger boobs.....
 
No, i need smaller boobs....
 
No, I need BIGGER boobs...
 
etc
etc