itt we think like women

[Marlin Clock]

OH MY GOD YOU LEFT THE SEAT UP THAT'S THE EQUIVILENT OF KILLING PUPPIES WHILE STEALING FROM THE POOR.


SERIOUSLY THAT'S WHAT I GET EVERY TIME.
AND IT'S ALWAYS MY BROTHERS FAULT ANYWAY

[CubeMelonClock]

ADORABLE PUPPIES!!! BUY ME ONE!!! <3

I'm bored with it now, buy me something else.

[Cajun]

Which color for the walls, Red or Green?
 
RED!?!? NO WONDER OUR RELASHIONSHIP IS FAILING!! WE ARE NOTHING ALIKEWBREBFEB...
 
ugh...

[PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK]

God damn.  That PeanutButterClock is one sexy beast..

[TequilaClock]

You never understand us, right? We need someone to pay our bills.

[ProzacClock]

I sure like staying in the kitchen and doing every single thing my husband or his mentally disabled brother say.

[EtchASketchClock]

CENTIPEDES IN MY VAGINA?

[CubeMelonClock]

Give me more rights and equality before I menstruate all over you >:U

[Cajun]

Dane Cook is the Funniest guy in the UNIVERSE

[ProzacClock]

NO I'M SORRY HONEY, I DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE THE KITCHEN, I JUST HAD TO GO TO THE BATHROOM, AND I KNOW YOU TOLD ME TO GO IN THE SINK, BUT THERE WERE DISHES IN IT, AND I KNOW HOW YOU LIKE YOUR ROAST BEEF DRY SO YOU CAN COMPLAIN ABOUT IT AND BEAT ME LATER ON SO I DIDN'T WANT TO GET THEM WET AND WITH MY BROKEN LEG AND WRIST I COULDN'T GET TO THE GARBAGE CAN IN TIME.

[TruncheonClock]

I'm sure glad i went to diamond for my car insurance.

[CubeMelonClock]

Hmm... I think I will use sex as leverage to get what I want.

[MSPaintClock]

Hey there Delilah! What a great SONG! I wish a guy wrote a song about me!

[Cajun]

Hello Kitty > Jesus
 
 
(This is a great thread)

[FluxCapacitorClock]

^_^;;

[Cajun]

ARGH, It seems like i'm losing this Arguement...
 
OH I KNOW! I'll send him on a guilt trip!

[KeyClock]

I broke a nail

I never understood this one

[MSPaintClock]

I have a doctors note to skip Physical Education because I can't walk and think at the same time.

[TruncheonClock]

Don't forget your clean underwear sweetie

[CubeMelonClock]

Money = Sexy