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TruncheonClock

#80
September 18, 2007, 08:15:10 PM
so like, my boss said i was wearing a nice dress yesterday, I'm SOOO suing him for sexual harassment.
Uh-huh
Surfaces once every so often, As though he's unable to let go of the past

Kodiakclock

#81
September 18, 2007, 08:17:46 PM
DON'T LAUGH AT JESUS!
Quote from: YoYoClock;1903849
KodiakClock - Super Butt

Winchester

#82
September 18, 2007, 08:18:21 PM
OH GOD PUPPIES!!!!!!!!  SQUEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! _poogle_
PS:  Also known as Redneck Clock.

FluxCapacitorClock

#83
September 18, 2007, 08:20:54 PM
OH FUCK IM PREGNANT AT AGE 10 SHIT THE CONDOM MUSTVE BROKE I DONT UNDERSTAND IT WORKED THE FIRST 87 TIMES

Valkyrie

#84
September 18, 2007, 08:20:59 PM
I'm going to make sure to never have sex with a Clock Crew member, that way the only experience they have with women is through stereotypes.

Winchester

#85
September 18, 2007, 08:22:02 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie;1018491I'm going to make sure to never have sex with a Clock Crew member, that way the only experience they have with women is through stereotypes.


:jerk:
PS:  Also known as Redneck Clock.

Pin Clock

#86
September 18, 2007, 08:22:37 PM
Why don't we do anything anymore?:(
if there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock that'd be pretty fucked up wouldn't it?

MSPaintClock

#87
September 18, 2007, 08:24:16 PM
Where am I?

Cajun

#88
September 18, 2007, 08:42:57 PM
I love that song "Lips of an Angel"!!!
 
 
(even though i have NO idea what it's talking about!)
Project: Good Will - 20/100%
(It will never be completed. I almost got arrested for disturbing the peace.)

Adopt Me!

Kodiakclock

#90
September 18, 2007, 08:49:50 PM
Quote from: Valkyrie;1018491I'm going to make sure to never have sex with a Clock Crew member, that way the only experience they have with women is through stereotypes.
PFFFT TO LATE SLUT
Quote from: YoYoClock;1903849
KodiakClock - Super Butt

MasterClock

#91
September 18, 2007, 09:01:00 PM
I wish I could pee standing up.

VCRClock

#92
September 18, 2007, 09:22:54 PM
shoes.
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

VCRClock

#93
September 18, 2007, 09:23:08 PM
Quote from: VCRClock;1018686shoes.

pretty dress.
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

VCRClock

#94
September 18, 2007, 09:23:37 PM
Quote from: VCRClock;1018688pretty dress.

mmmmm.
pretty dress.
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

VCRClock

#95
September 18, 2007, 09:24:00 PM
Quote from: VCRClock;1018692mmmmm.
pretty dress.

!!!

pretty shoes!
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

BinaryClock

#96
September 18, 2007, 09:24:08 PM
Quote from: Winchester;1018496
Quote from: Valkyrie;1018491I'm going to make sure to never have sex with a Clock Crew member, that way the only experience they have with women is through stereotypes.

:jerk:

teehee
BinaryClock, if you wanna play uno type !unohelp to see how to

KeyClock

#97
September 18, 2007, 09:31:09 PM
I'm going to wear a low-cut top today and a push up bra and then slap any guy who dares look at my cleavage because he's a pervert, I mean who does he think I am, some sort of slut?

Quote from: MasterClock;1018633I wish I could pee standing up.
I know girls who can pee standing up



well they can dribble standing up

TruncheonClock

#98
September 18, 2007, 09:33:52 PM
Are you cheating one me? Sascha said she saw you with ANOTHER woman!!

I want you out of this house by friday or i get a restraining order YOU BASTARD
Uh-huh
Surfaces once every so often, As though he's unable to let go of the past

FlavorClock

#99
September 18, 2007, 09:49:16 PM
I hate when guys notice me when they're so obviously undesirable. What's with them? They need to stop looking at their surroundings when a pretty girl might be around. It's rude. Looking around is for hot guys.
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