itt we think like women

[Cajun]

I'm GoNnA TyPe LiKe ThIs BeCaUsE It LoOkS CuTe!!

[Biggskoo]

*wears bugeyed sunglasses*

[Kodiakclock]

I'm going to dot all my i's with hearts, even on my resume.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M NOT MATURE ENOUGH FOR THIS JOB, SEXUAL DISCRIMINATION1!1!!1

[Kodiakclock]

I dunno, they kinda look fun. All dangly and stuff... I'd definitely spend a fair while just jumping up and down in front of a mirror.

I honestly do this at least once before going to bed.

[VCRClock]

I'm going to spend $200 on a bag!!!

[EtchASketchClock]

BALLIN'!

[PolyhedronClock]

I LIKE BIG DICKS

[ArgoonKlok]

JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN ^_^

[OvenmittClock]

i know how to drive

also lets sign in and out of msn 12342354609 times so everyone would notice that i came online

[FileCabinetClock]

black guys turn me on

[Roman Collar Clock]

OMG LOOK AT THE GAY PEOPLE ^_^

[MSPaintClock]

Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!

[Biggskoo]

did i mention i love dicks

[Biggskoo]

big dicks black dicks thick dicks long dicks mmmmmm yeah lemme wrap my lips around that yeah no small ones though

[FluxCapacitorClock]

i have a vagina you have a penis fuck off

[SwirlberryClock]

Are my boobs too small?

[ChimeClock]

man, I sure do love the scissor sisters

what's really funny is that that's actually a name of a lesbian sex position

also YAOI 4EVR!!!!!!!! ^_^

[VCRClock]

Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!

OMG THAT SONG IS SOO SEXIST AND PEOPLEIST AGAINST US, LIKE, VALLEY GIRLS! JUST BECAUSE WE'RE FROM THE SAN FERNANDO VALLEY DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE ALL, LIKE, STUPID!!!

[CapitalistClock]

women should be treated with equality.

[TruncheonClock]

women should be treated with equality.

Feminists 4 lyf!