Mass Effect Discussion

[Moose Clock]

I'm sad the two women aren't strong enough to help me. It makes the battles better using women as human shields. This game is like one of those really long story pornos. I can sense it.

[PolyhedronClock]

This well be awesome. Yes it well.

[buttplug]

I need to scrape some money together to get this.

[Amp]

I have a copy of it next to me, but my 360 red ringed! I HAVENT TOUCHED IT YET OH GOD!

[buttplug]

I have a copy of it next to me, but my 360 red ringed! I HAVENT TOUCHED IT YET OH GOD!

Hahaha that happened to me with Halo 3.

[Moose Clock]

So now this bitch is all like, I can't move because I was a dumb bitch and touched something I didn't know anything about. Help me. But there is some bad guys over thur watch out please. If you get me out I will sleep with you.

[Moose Clock]

This game just got so tough I had to put it on easy. And I still can't beat this fucking guy. Fucking super speed one hit killin asshole.

[buttplug]

This game just got so tough I had to put it on easy. And I still can't beat this fucking guy. Fucking super speed one hit killin asshole.

Reminds me of God Hand. I can't do that shit on easy mode.

[Moose Clock]

I wish there was a site somewhere that could tell me what to fucking do. Because I'm like level 12 and this guy runs over me like nothing. No where to hide either. He can run faster than you. I once got him stuck on a wall but my bullets couldnt hurt him.

Oh yea and you have to sit through the cut scenes every time. No skip.

[Moose Clock]

Never mind that last time I pwnt him. I guess he glitched earlier or something.

[Topcatyo]

Just want to say Gamespot gave the game an 8.5.
However, the game looks awesome and I wish I had it

[Moose Clock]

Now the ultimate choice. Fuck the human slut or the alien one?

[Moose Clock]

How come you can't have a threesome in this game. It would save me all this fucking talking and listening to these things called "feelings".

[PirateClock]

so can you pick your own team from a bunch of guys like in kotor? and does your relationship towards your team change if you spend more time talking to them..   cause i just kept picking the same 2 in kotor

[Moose Clock]

so can you pick your own team from a bunch of guys like in kotor? and does your relationship towards your team change if you spend more time talking to them..   cause i just kept picking the same 2 in kotor

Yes and I don't know yet. I do know everyone is liking me because I am going the nice good guy route. I guess that is the same thing. Makes everyone listen to me more and less of the alternative angry conversation.

I have all the squad members now and Wrex is by far the coolest.

[Steve]

I'm picking up a copy and a copy of crackdown on saturday from gamestation.

[PirateClock]

Yes and I don't know yet. I do know everyone is liking me because I am going the nice good guy route. I guess that is the same thing. Makes everyone listen to me more and less of the alternative angry conversation.

I have all the squad members now and Wrex is by far the coolest.

oh.. well im probably going to end up picking the badass and the hot chick every time.

[Moose Clock]

oh.. well im probably going to end up picking the badass and the hot chick every time.

There are three women in the pickables.

[PirateClock]

There are three women in the pickables.

why does bioware tease me with 3 women when i can only pick 2! also is there a charackter just as bad ass as Canderous Ordo?

[Moose Clock]

why does bioware tease me with 3 women when i can only pick 2! also is there a charackter just as bad ass as Canderous Ordo?

I never played KOTOR. But I can give you a list of badassness from my perspective. Spoiler for those who don't wanna know the characters.

1.) Urdnot Wrex
2.) Ashley Williams
3.) Garrus Vakarian
4.) Tali'Zorah nar Rayya
5.) Kaiden Alenko
6.) Liara T'Soni


Hint: Wrex is pissed off because his entire race was sterilized for losing a war. He hates every moving object.