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Farted by Craisin, October 11, 2005, 03:05:27 AM

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Pube Carville

#20
October 11, 2005, 08:31:41 AM
Quote from: flounderman clockNever do that. It is the worst 2 weeks you will spend in your life, the first few minutes however are splendid

Goddamn boy... Ain't your balls even drop... Sommbitch takes two weeks to get some curly q's on his peanut stand.

Quote from: flounderman clockI love this thread so damn much. And wait, I thought oral sucked when the women was recieving. cant get the tounge in there.

How to tell when somebody has never been down there... What kind of disgusting fucking monkey would try to tounge fuck a girl like you're thinking? You got to work the clitoris you crazy bastard. Do you even know what that is? Get some porno mags or something... You really need help.


On another note I can relate to a bald downstairs. Baby powder works wonders especially if you shave in the shower. Shaving your nuts is like cutting through a forest, you can get the tree down, but the stump is gonna be there for a while. Women like it when they got something hairless to play around with... Ain't nothin wrong with gettin all fancy and erotic. Believe me I know!

StrangeClock

#21
October 11, 2005, 08:38:56 AM
Not so Pube afterall, eh Carville? You two-faced SNAKE
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Pube Carville

#22
October 11, 2005, 08:43:26 AM


Important diagram...

LuigiClock

#23
October 11, 2005, 09:14:39 AM
Quote from: Pube Carville

Important diagram...

teh pube has no pubes! ZOMG! :(
You outta pocket...

Losperman

#24
October 11, 2005, 09:19:43 AM
Quote from: SatanClockteh pube has no pubes! ZOMG! :(

The Pubergate conspiracy begins to unfold.
Sig by {{{Zombie Lincoln}}}


:capn: BUSTAS! :capn:

Zeffy

#25
October 11, 2005, 10:20:23 AM
Quote from: PintClockGoing against the grain??

I've heard of having wood, but never like that.

When shaving other parts of the body, that's how you usually shave. You shave against the grain to get a smoother cut. With how long pubes can be though, it's easier to go with the grain and use a damn good razor to avoid cuts.



Tongue fucking = EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.. As the other people have said, it's better just to stick to the clit and some lip action.

PintClock

#26
October 11, 2005, 10:25:40 AM
I tried to make a  funny :(

Zeffy

#27
October 11, 2005, 10:34:59 AM
Quote from: PintClockI tried to make a  funny :(

Sorry sir. :(

LuigiClock

#28
October 11, 2005, 10:37:48 AM
Quote from: ^-^Tongue fucking = EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.. As the other people have said, it's better just to stick to the clit and some lip action.

HAY! I vouch for tongue fucking to be A-OK! but then again i have been known to play vaginas like violins with my tongue...

anyways its not tongue fucking, its called licking the crevasse!  _praiz_
You outta pocket...

Pube Carville

#29
October 11, 2005, 10:47:50 AM
It's called frying eggs you sick fuck!

Pube Savage

#30
October 11, 2005, 10:50:21 AM
This is the most demoralizing piece of internet trash I've ever read in my life!  How could you shave that area?  What are you trying to do, have more premarital sex and then go straight to hell?  Darn you kids and your libby ways.

I can't believe your parents let you do this!

Pube Carville

#31
October 11, 2005, 10:52:30 AM
Now you're telling me you don't have any sexual desire? When a woman gets me all ornery and smacks me around it makes me feel dirty. When I do that I got to shave the bottom of myself and I got to have it. Who the hell did you marry anyhow? Pube Coulter? You want to talk about immoral, try sandals with socks.

LuigiClock

#32
October 11, 2005, 10:58:06 AM
Quote from: Pube CarvilleIt's called frying eggs you sick fuck!

Frying eggs requires heat, a pan, and some eggs...

Frying eggs is a different term, much like Arabian Sand goggles, The Cleveland steamer, and the New Jersey meathook
You outta pocket...

StrangeClock

#33
October 11, 2005, 11:41:13 AM
Quote from: Pube CarvilleWho the hell did you marry anyhow? Pube Coulter?

I think it's time for her to show her big nose around here.
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CrustClock

#34
October 11, 2005, 11:45:18 AM
Quote from: flounderman clockNever do that. It is the worst 2 weeks you will spend in your life, the first few minutes however are splendid

QuoteBirthday:
February 7, 1990

NO

PintClock

#35
October 11, 2005, 11:48:56 AM
Quote from: CrustclockNO


How old were you when you got pubes???!

I remember getting them at around 13, and not liking them so I used my dad's razor (l0l, now I look back at it)

It was uncomfortable

CrustClock

#36
October 11, 2005, 11:51:40 AM
Quote from: PintClockHow old were you when you got pubes???!

I remember getting them at around 13, and not liking them so I used my dad's razor (l0l, now I look back at it)

It was uncomfortable

Who the hell shaves their pubes at 15?

deadmouseclock

#37
October 11, 2005, 11:52:49 AM
Quote from: PintClockHow old were you when you got pubes???!

I remember getting them at around 13, and not liking them so I used my dad's razor (l0l, now I look back at it)

It was uncomfortable

I had pubes before I was born :rockin:

not really

CD Clock

#38
October 11, 2005, 12:08:59 PM
Quote from: CrustclockNO
HEY BUDDY FUCK YOU.







Just kidding.

<3

AlbinoClock

#39
October 11, 2005, 12:21:20 PM
Razor burn sucks.  

Oh, and Flounderman, it's called a clitoris.
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