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I shaved my sac and genital area.

Farted by Craisin, October 11, 2005, 03:05:27 AM

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Zeffy

Quote from: Zebu ClockShaving down there is the most unmanly thing ever, unless you have some kind of disease. Be proud of your hair.

Ever tried to give oral to hairy person?
It's not exactly tasty.

ChodeClock

This is the first topic I read after creating my account.

yinyangclock

Quote from: Professor DullThis is the first topic I read after creating my account.

hey der hi

Chainsaw Clock

Quote from: Professor DullThis is the first topic I read after creating my account.
Well come,we Ru(i)n Newgrounds.
Flash coming Clock-Day 2006.

Silly Putty Clock

Quote from: TriangleYou noobs have been brought up on a quality of posting below what would be considered good. I blame Clockgrounds/Newgrounds for that. So you don't see how bad the post content actually is.

Haven't you noticed that its the older members who are being driven away? A big reason for this is because of the dimished quality. I could go and point out hundreds of threads, but I don't have the time to do it, nor do I care that much.

You guys dont even know what funny is. The constant abuse of tricky and pube muppet not funny. The spam forum isn't funny. The original purpose of the spam forum (back on clockcrew.cc) was for people to post random funny shit that wouldnt get passed on general. That doesn't include making a thread every 40 seconds, or some random stupid saying you made up, or even googling for a random image. 99% of you don't understand random funny, so you should all just stop.



oh yeah when did I make random bans (excluding oblivion) or anyone who "flames" me? I'd like some examples here.

Who the fuck abuses Tricky and the Pube Muppet?  :confused:
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SirClock

Quote from: Professor DullThis is the first topic I read after creating my account.
Welcome back.
As for this thread, destroyed by fagishnoobanimals.


Marlin Clock

Quote from: Sir ClockWelcome back.
As for this thread, destroyed by fagishnoobanimals.
Should I guess that's directed at me?

Wind-up Clock

Quote from: CraisinClockAnd now it itches.

Yeah? Well you be glad you don't have jock. Itches lke a bitch, i can tell you that.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

LuigiClock

Quote from: Sir ClockWelcome back.
As for this thread, destroyed by fagishnoobanimals.
correction: fail
You outta pocket...

SirClock

Quote from: Marlin_ClockShould I guess that's directed at me?
Not really.
Quote from: SatanClockcorrection: fail
correction: you smell like burnt cereal.

AlbinoClock

Quit hijacking this thread right the fuck now.

Does it still itch?

LuigiClock

Quote from: AlbinoClockQuit hijacking this thread right the fuck now.

Does it still itch?
UPDATE: I itch
You outta pocket...

Craisin

Quote from: Zebu ClockShaving down there is the most unmanly thing ever, unless you have some kind of disease. Be proud of your hair.

In so many words, I was told, either shave, or I'm not getting blowed. I shaved.


UPDATE; ingrown hairs. Sucky.

AbsintheClock

I'm telling you man... Go with the baby powder after you shave and/or shower.

LuigiClock

Quote from: CraisinClockUPDATE; ingrown hairs. Sucky.

Its worth the oral pleasure she gives you hopefully  :x:
You outta pocket...

Johnny Niggerdick

Quote from: CraisinClockIn so many words, I was told, either shave, or I'm not getting blowed. I shaved.


UPDATE; ingrown hairs. Sucky.
Get revenge and cram your dick as far down her throat and blow a load
or
if shes giving you head with covers over your head (like in bed) hold her head under just give out a nasty fart.
or
When shes blowing you, pull out and blow it in her hair.

you gotta let her know whos boss. Wear the pants.
SSHHEEEEIIIITT

LuigiClock

Quote from: Whipped CreamGet revenge and cram your dick as far down her throat and blow a load
or
if shes giving you head with covers over your head (like in bed) hold her head under just give out a nasty fart.
or
When shes blowing you, pull out and blow it in her hair.

you gotta let her know whos boss. Wear the pants.

Quoted for justice! :teach:
You outta pocket...

pawprintclock

I would like to get my guy to shave. I shave for him and I love giving him head, but I cannot stand the stray hair that I come across from time to time.

Blegh.

LuigiClock

Quote from: pawprintclockI would like to get my guy to shave. I shave for him and I love giving him head, but I cannot stand the stray hair that I come across from time to time.

Blegh.

I got that complaint from my ex- as well, and since then I shaved every damn day for her and madde it as smooth as possible. Oh well...

UPDATE: I Itch profusely ;_;
You outta pocket...