Make the CC a religion

[HeinekenClock]

The book of B should be an e-book no more than 0.3kb in size.

i'm a

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...stupid motherfucker?

[DillClock]

i'm a

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[strawberryklock]

Are you sure you want to clock out?

[strawberryklock]

sure




(User was banned for this post; Reason: failing to capitalize the "s" on the word "sure")

[Marlin Clock]

In the Beginning, there was the Unbegotten B.
First, he created the Frogbag, for everything doth go into the Frogbag.
Next, he made the universe and placed it into the FrogBag, for everything doth go into the Frogbag.
Then, in the Frogbag he created the Clock Crew in the image of the Clock which rested upon the Frogbag.
After he was done, B contacted one Clock, named Strawberry, to be His Prophet to the world.
Strawberry Clock was then sent to bring about a New Clock Order, and make an image of Itself to show the masses.
As a final act, He put the Frogbag into the Frogbag, giving it to the Clocks, for everything doth go into the Frogbag.
Thus, He separated himself from the universe, leaving Strawberry Clock to spread his message.

The Book of B 1:1-8