marvel's biggest bone-liner

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texting "ummm, YES, I'm fine, the tsunami didn't kill me, if you even care" to everybody in my contacts

grindr hook-up from five years ago: "nice. haveu been horny for me???"

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the first step in going to the moon is to bang two rocks together

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there's a part in "Reach Out I'll Be There" by Four Tops where Levi Stubbs says "just look over your shoulder!" and I was listening to it and realized Michael Jackson's apparent ad-lib in "I'll Be There" by The Jackson 5 where he says "just look over your shoulders, honey" was probably in reference to this. I don't know why I never put this together before, it's not like Reach Out is not a popular song also from Motown. its only sin is being like the 18th most famous song about how the singer will be there

it's sort of like in "The Joker" by Steve Miller Band, all that weird shit he says at the beginning about being the cowboy lover space pamplemousse, those are all callbacks to what, at the time, were his biggest songs, but the The Joker became his most famous song so now he just sounds like a crazy person

in a different way it's also sort of like how in Young Americans the choir just randomly goes "I read the news today oh boy" in reference to the Beatles song "A Day in the Life" because Bowie and Lennon were friends and John helped on the album and Bowie was funnin' him. but who has actually listened to A Day in the Life? just Beatles fans, pretty much, right? it didn't even make it onto The Beatles 1. I can name like a dozen more famous Beatles songs

including "All You Need is Love" which contains a callback to "She Loves You" during the outro ("she loves you/yeeeah yeeeah yeeah") and you know what's nuts? you know what's nuts??? there was fan debate for decades about whose voice that was, John or Paul, and you know what's nuts?? it was both of them. they have footage of them in the studio when it happened and they give each other a surprised look because they both just spontaneously decided at the exact same moment to throw that in there

or in "It's My Life" by Bon Jovi, when he sings "for Tommy and Gina, who never backed down." tht's a reference to "Livin on a Prayer." how embarrassing.


no I just kid Bon Jovi, they're good guys

and, uh, Levi Stubbs was the voice of Audrey II in Little Shop of Horrors, and Mother Brain in Captain N the Game Master, BTW, so, ummmm YA. if u even care...

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sitcoms used to love having an episode where dad has to go on the roof for some reason

that's it that's all I've got that one

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i used to think slurpee.jar was a web address for an executable folder but now i realize you're a modern day diogenes and it's just your actual address

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okay there was shit carved in the bullet casings. it wasn't one of you guys because it said words and not "lol" or the yen symbol



still got my eye on you though

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lol

detectives have been unable to determine the meaning of mysterious phrases left behind at the scene- 'die bedn' 'where are my pills' and 'hot spicy boner' 

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preliminary investigations suggest the second may be a reference to the video game left 4 dead 1

[PhantomCatClock]

those old fogeys will never find the real perp in the back 4 blood lobby

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the casings say uhhhh

don't dead, open inside??

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the casings say uhhhh