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Farted by FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK, March 18, 2008, 04:36:02 PM

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FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

2girls1cup was faked. She had someone else's poop shoved inside of her. Why do you think it came out so much so fast?

Quote from: Δwhy would you think this was worth posting?
Why do you insist on filling my thread with lies about the female body.

Pinstripe

you guys are on the right track, so let me fill in what you DONT know...women DO have an anus, but we do not poop until puberty. Why? Because all of the food that we eat is compacted and stored in our ovaries, what we DONT use for our ovaries is filtered out and made into an odorless gas that escapes through our mouths, which sometimes produces a high-pitched noise that some of you might call ''talking''. This waste-fueled noise is almost impossible to prevent once started, there is no cure, and the only way to stop it is to cease feeding the woman until she cannot produce enough gas to ''talk''. When a woman DOES hit puberty, all of the waste that was previously stored in her ovaries has now matured to a state that they have successfully transformed into hundred of eggs to make babies. The need to store waste for the production of eggs is over, and the anus can now be used to dispose of the waste. Of course, regular women dont eat anything that doesn't have the words ''diet'', ''vegetarian'', ''oprah'' or ''natural'' slapped onto the side, so their bodies demand vast amounts of chocolate to be consumed during menstruation, thus giving their poop it's brown color like men...

any questions?
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AlbinoClock

Quote from: gingerbreadclockitt we act like third graders

HAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR POST DELETION IS FUTILE

ArcticSwirlClock

Quote from: Pinstripe;1256878you guys are on the right track, so let me fill in what you DONT know...women DO have an anus, but we do not poop until puberty. Why? Because all of the food that we eat is compacted and stored in our ovaries, what we DONT use for our ovaries is filtered out and made into an odorless gas that escapes through our mouths, which sometimes produces a high-pitched noise that some of you might call ''talking''. This waste-fueled noise is almost impossible to prevent once started, there is no cure, and the only way to stop it is to cease feeding the woman until she cannot produce enough gas to ''talk''. When a woman DOES hit puberty, all of the waste that was previously stored in her ovaries has now matured to a state that they have successfully transformed into hundred of eggs to make babies. The need to store waste for the production of eggs is over, and the anus can now be used to dispose of the waste. Of course, regular women dont eat anything that doesn't have the words ''diet'', ''vegetarian'', ''oprah'' or ''natural'' slapped onto the side, so their bodies demand vast amounts of chocolate to be consumed during menstruation, thus giving their poop it's brown color like men...
 
any questions?
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!


Boom Clock

Quote from: Pinstripe;1256878you guys are on the right track, so let me fill in what you DONT know...women DO have an anus, but we do not poop until puberty. Why? Because all of the food that we eat is compacted and stored in our ovaries, what we DONT use for our ovaries is filtered out and made into an odorless gas that escapes through our mouths, which sometimes produces a high-pitched noise that some of you might call ''talking''. This waste-fueled noise is almost impossible to prevent once started, there is no cure, and the only way to stop it is to cease feeding the woman until she cannot produce enough gas to ''talk''. When a woman DOES hit puberty, all of the waste that was previously stored in her ovaries has now matured to a state that they have successfully transformed into hundred of eggs to make babies. The need to store waste for the production of eggs is over, and the anus can now be used to dispose of the waste. Of course, regular women dont eat anything that doesn't have the words ''diet'', ''vegetarian'', ''oprah'' or ''natural'' slapped onto the side, so their bodies demand vast amounts of chocolate to be consumed during menstruation, thus giving their poop it's brown color like men...
 
any questions?

so people are made of waste?

GingerbreadClockkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Quote from: AlbinoClock;1256901HAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR POST DELETION IS FUTILE
holy fuck how the hell
deleted that right when i posted which was hours ago : o

Joey 57857

lol i wish i could poop D: so is tub girl just a missed formation of waste

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

Quote from: gingerbreadclockholy fuck how the hell
deleted that hours ago
It's impossible to hard delete a post if you aren't a supermod. And they can see soft deleted posts, they just have to click a button and the post is viewable.

GingerbreadClockkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Quote from: FloundermanClock;1256922It's impossible to hard delete a post if you aren't a supermod. And they can see soft deleted posts, they just have to click a button and the post is viewable.
I feel so violated now >:|

GingerbreadClockkkkkkkkkkkkkk


GingerbreadClockkkkkkkkkkkkkk


AlbinoClock


FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

I told you Albino is plotting to destroy the clock crew from the inside.

Maltese

Quote from: gingerbreadclock;1256923I feel so violated now >:|

Albino, raping the clock crew, one member at a time






ha ha, member.

ArcticSwirlClock

Quote from: Boom Clock;1256914so people are made of waste?
What was your first clue?


TequilaClock

Quote from: Balsac the Jaws of Death;1256991Yeah, why do girls bleed out their chachas?
That is their excretory remedy.