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Palm Clock

#1
March 21, 2008, 08:10:53 PM
i think it looks good
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

Topcatyo

#2
March 21, 2008, 08:15:15 PM
Didn't they just come out with Meet The Spartans?
Can't they take a break from torturing the human race?

Slurpee

#3
March 21, 2008, 08:18:04 PM
it doesn't look nearly as bad as meet the spartans

it doesn't look good

but I guess I want to compare it with... Scary Movie 4.

VCRClock

#4
March 21, 2008, 08:29:21 PM
So at around 1:40 I recognized Drake Bell. It was at that point that I realized just how shitty this movie is going to be.
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

InterstateClock

#5
March 21, 2008, 08:33:30 PM
Yeah, I've seen previews of this on TV. Even though it says "from the makers of Scary Movie and The Naked Gun", I'm not so optimistic about it.

Damn, I wonder what happened to that funniness that satire movies from the 80's and early 90's such as The Naked Gun, Airplane!, and others had?

coalclock

#6
March 21, 2008, 09:00:41 PM
The only reason I would see this is for



and

FluxCapacitorClock

#7
March 21, 2008, 09:34:41 PM
Quote from: Gil Grissom;1259747Damn, I wonder what happened to that funniness that satire movies from the 80's and early 90's such as The Naked Gun, Airplane!, and others had?

Nowadays people want to shove direct references right in your face instead of making up their own shit that makes fun of the concept of a movie.

Get Smart is definately a TV series made to parody James Bond and other action movies, but it's it's own thing. Austin Powers was similar in that it was made to parody Bond movies, but it also was it's own thing. Now we get people not wanting to make parodies of movie concepts, but people saying "okay let's take spiderman and put in lame humor at random places".

InterstateClock

#8
March 21, 2008, 09:41:37 PM
Quote from: FluxCapacitorClock;1259789Nowadays people want to shove direct references right in your face instead of making up their own shit that makes fun of the concept of a movie.

That, and also throwing unfunny sex jokes and overused pop culture references one after another.

buttplug

#9
March 21, 2008, 09:47:33 PM

buttplug

#10
March 21, 2008, 09:47:57 PM
I'd watch it if the Josh kid was the superhero.

Topcatyo

#11
March 21, 2008, 10:17:20 PM
Quote from: Gil Grissom;1259747Damn, I wonder what happened to that funniness that satire movies from the 80's and early 90's such as The Naked Gun, Airplane!, and others had?
It was over when people got the crazy idea in their head that mixing hip-hop into movies made them funnier.

VCRClock

#12
March 21, 2008, 10:21:16 PM
Quote from: Bill S. Preston Esq.;1259832It was over when people got the crazy idea in their head that mixing hip-hop into movies made them funnier.

I don't know about you, but I have Good Burger on DVD...
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

Pin Clock

#13
March 21, 2008, 10:50:58 PM
Quote from: VCRClock;1259744So at around 1:40 I recognized Drake Bell. It was at that point that I realized just how shitty this movie is going to be.

:this:
if there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock that'd be pretty fucked up wouldn't it?

Topcatyo

#14
March 21, 2008, 10:51:23 PM
Quote from: VCRClock;1259837I don't know about you, but I have Good Burger on DVD...
I love Good Burger, but I was more referring to people thinking that a breakdance-off between Spartans and those other guys is funny.
And black guys voicing penguins who talk like gangsta.

VCRClock

#15
March 21, 2008, 10:56:14 PM
Quote from: Bill S. Preston Esq.;1259865I love Good Burger, but I was more referring to people thinking that a breakdance-off between Spartans and those other guys is funny.
And black guys voicing penguins who talk like gangsta.

I... understand completely.
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

TremcladClock

#16
March 21, 2008, 11:26:38 PM
When will this studio just stop? :(

Munglai

#17
March 21, 2008, 11:45:14 PM
Quote from: FluxCapacitorClock;1259789Nowadays people want to shove direct references right in your face instead of making up their own shit that makes fun of the concept of a movie.

Get Smart is definately a TV series made to parody James Bond and other action movies, but it's it's own thing. Austin Powers was similar in that it was made to parody Bond movies, but it also was it's own thing. Now we get people not wanting to make parodies of movie concepts, but people saying "okay let's take spiderman and put in lame humor at random places".

This one particularly upset me because it's clearly just the first Spiderman film in almost every way. It's like the shitty parodies you get on Newgrounds. At least most of the other films these guys have done have spoofed lots of different things, even if they did it in a really terrible way.

Maltese

#18
March 22, 2008, 12:49:27 AM
these people won't stop because these films are made for the lowest common denominator, people see it, because they think it's going to be funny, and these are the same people who laugh at fart jokes and have killed their brains completely with copious amounts of alcohol.

the only way I can see these movies stopping is the raise the intelligence of humanity. A lot.

Randy Pearson

#19
March 22, 2008, 09:45:46 AM
Quote from: 711clock;1259958these people won't stop because these films are made for the lowest common denominator, people see it, because they think it's going to be funny, and these are the same people who laugh at fart jokes and have killed their brains completely with copious amounts of alcohol.

the only way I can see these movies stopping is the raise the intelligence of humanity. A lot.

I think I read somewhere that most of the audiences that go to see these movies are teenagers anyway, so these films are actually CREATING the stupid people you talked about.

Luckily, I have witnessed hope for humanity. I was in my Algebra class and everyone agreed with me when I said Date Movie was quite possibly the worst movie of all time... except for one girl:(

Let's see, Meet The Spartans was released January in the U.S. (Against my better judgment, I watched it BUT ONLINE FOR FREE SO I HAVE NO QUALMS ABOUT WAISTING MONEY. After 5 minutes I wanted to kill myself and stopped.)
The Comebacks was released in October, just 3 months before Meet the Spartans.
Superhero Movie is scheduled for a March release, just 2 MONTHS after Meet the Spartans.
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