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what the fuck is up with "cyberpunk clothing"

Farted by Kaijuclock, March 24, 2008, 06:37:08 AM

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Kaijuclock

seriously, im a HUGE fan of cyberpunk works, from the old novels, to the
games, to the movies (american and japanese) but this whole "cyberpunk fashion" thing is completely wrong and doesnt fallow any of the actual cyberpunk aesthetics, i mean come on rubber tubes? where are the massive ammount of wires and computer chips all sticking out of a mans worn out grey overcoat, with this cybernetic eyepatch and his fadora hat? you dont get that, instead you get nylon, spande, pvc, shitty design patterns, and douchebags with goggles that they cant see out of


im saying if you live in a dystopian future
a. you probably wont look THIS rediculous


b. if you know anything about cyberpunk, you will know its about over the top governments/corporations running shit, and the force of technological development crumbling and bulding up a society at the same, which means shouldnt there actually be something, i dunno CYBERNETIC about this style?

c. your not gonna have your clothing that clean, and if your gonna wear goggles its going to be used for an important reason, not to look fucking cool and to be made of grating, itll be made of glass and or plastic, and itll shield your eyes from some unnatural force (i.e. radiation, dust, rubble)


now i wouldnt be caught dead with this thing on

 but apperently people think is cool, and also cyberpunk




i guess what im really trying to say is fuck you you psuedogoth hot topic loving fucking whores, for destroying another genre, cyberpunk shouldnt make me look like the idiots in crossbreed, it should make me look bad ass and all uber cybernetic, with a touch of panic

SageClock

I'm not so certain dumbshit hipsters are as responsible as Hollywood for fucking up the cyperpunk look. The hipsters just listen to Hollywood, is all.

Kaijuclock

Quote from: SageClock;1261705I'm not so certain dumbshit hipsters are as responsible as Hollywood for fucking up the cyperpunk look. The hipsters just listen to Hollywood, is all.

cyberpunk is a rarely touched on genre today, i mean i know there is the matrix, which is as much cyberpunk as breaking benjamin is "metal", but still that should stand that they completely fuck up a genre thats been around for over 30 fucking years

as i told vbull, a fucking ipod watch would be more cyberpunk than green translucent tubes, the matrix didnt have massive ammounts of blacklight tubes, so what gives?

DigitalLemonClock

Quotewhere are the massive ammount of wires and computer chips all sticking out of a mans worn out grey overcoat, with this cybernetic eyepatch and his fadora hat? you dont get that

that doesn't sound much better
BAN EVERYBODY

HeinekenClock

That's not exactly cyberpunk, no. That's more like Neo-Homosexualism.

To be punk of any kind all you need to keep in mind is that you must absolutely care nothing about the way you dress. "Punks" that carefully pick out clothes aren't punks at all.

Edit - so massive grey overcoats and wires aren't punk either.
What would be a cyberpunk is some guy dressing up in clothes that people will be wearing a hundred years from now, except ragged/half burnt, dirty with oil or paint stains or whatever.

Punks shouldn't "dress".

Kaijuclock

Quote from: DigitalLemonClock;1261707that doesn't sound much better
to each there own, but i can say it would look way better than the shit that is considered "cyberpunk" now

TequilaClock

I know what you mean, that thing looks extracted from a fucking Power Ranger.

EDIT: I really don't know much of the cyberpunk concept, as it sounds very open, but would it be something like this what you mean?

http://applegeeks.com/comics/viewcomic.php?issue=144

iPodClock

max signature height is 250px not 431, bro.

PirateClock

_pirate_butchcavities (20:29:15): FUCK CLOCKS _pirate_

TequilaClock

Quote from: MRBEANINATORCLOCK;1261789STEAMPUNK IS WHERE IT'S AT

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&resnum=0&q=steampunk&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
I find steampunk way cooler in many aspects. It also reminds me of the Atlantis movie.

UnrealClock

Hot Topic sells stuff other then Mario Shirts? Holy shit, I never noticed.
q

PirateClock

Quote from: TequilaClock;1261800I find steampunk way cooler in many aspects. It also reminds me of the Atlantis movie.

and of bioshock
_pirate_butchcavities (20:29:15): FUCK CLOCKS _pirate_

TequilaClock

Quote from: UnrealClock;1261802Hot Topic sells stuff other then Mario Shirts? Holy shit, I never noticed.
I love their dorky Nintendo apparel




But what I really hate...







IM SO GOTH ANIME I SHIT  BLOOD

PaperClipClock

hey guys im a leather-bound power ranger influenced by anime how do you like me?

coalclock

I love looking like I want people to piss on me and call me a bitch!

TequilaClock

Quote from: FloppyDiskClock;1261821You should go to Cyber Dog in Camden.

???

Thor

Quote from: MRBEANINATORCLOCK;1261789STEAMPUNK IS WHERE IT'S AT

http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&resnum=0&q=steampunk&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

How to make something look steam punk:
step 1: make it out of bronze and leather

and that's it
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

DWARFINATORclock

im gonna buy steampunk cufflinks to go with my tux

Solenoidclock

Quote from: FlondermenKlok;1578925I wonder if I could get really obese and masturbate by jiggling my fat around.

buttplug

Downtrodden dystopia is way better than cyberpunk dystopia anyway :3