I'm babysitting my friend's hedgehog

[BluezombieClock]

Vegetable is an adjective?

=

[AlbinoClock]

Yeah I see what you mean. He pretty much just eats and sleeps.

[AnimeClock]

Cosplay as Robotnik and make life difficult for him.

[ArgoonKlok]

Cosplay as Robotnik and make life difficult for him.

*for all of us.

[SpinningCubeClock]

Guys, only after reading one and a half pages I realised why you were asking if he was blue and mad fast. I thought it was some inside joke that I missed.

/fail.

[AirPumpClock]

Guys, only after reading one and a half pages I realised why you were asking if he was blue and mad fast. I thought it was some inside joke that I missed.

/fail.

[FluxCapacitorClock]

Nothing else to do but pick up your flamingo and play some croquet, eh?

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

Hedgehogs are damn cute, most small animals like that don't live long though so I don't favor them as pets.

PS: Get an echidna and make them fight

PSS:

The hedgehog's dilemma is based upon the apparent danger of a male hedgehog being poked while mating with a female hedgehog. It states that the closer two people are to each other, the more they may hurt one another. However, this is not an issue for hedgehogs as the male's penis is very near the center of its abdomen (often mistaken for a belly button) and the female has the ability to curl her tail upward to the point that her vulva protrudes behind the rest of her body. As such, the male doesn't have to get completely on top of the female when mating.

[Scuba Clock]

Hedgehogs are damn cute, most small animals like that don't live long though so I don't favor them as pets.

PS: Get an echidna and make them fight

PSS:

While you're at it go grab a fox and cut his tail in half.

[salt]

Once a hedgehog was walking in our driveway at night. He climbed into my dog's food bowl, ate all the food, took a shit everywhere and left.

My dog stared down into his food bowl and whimpered



fukken hedgehog!!!!11