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Farted by VCRClock, March 29, 2008, 03:00:58 AM

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VCRClock

What would you want inscribed on your tombstone when you die?

Mel Blanc's grave says, "That's all, folks!"
John Belushi's says, "I may be gone, but Rock and Roll lives on."

As for me, I don't know. I was thinking maybe something like "2 Kgs. 3:16," which would seem perfectly normal until you look it up and it says, "And he said, Thus saith the LORD, Make this valley full of ditches." That, or maybe some other particularly meaningless Bible verse!
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
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Loki Clock

BLAMMED

Or, "Don't worry, guys, I'll resubmit."

Marlin Clock

For realz, if I wanted one, it'd probably be the obligatory John 3:16, but for a jokey one I'd do

Marlin Clock
Procrastinating in Heaven.

Solenoidclock

Truncated lyrics to Still Alive.
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FlossClock

I would want to be cremated and have my ashes consumed by a famous person. Then when the famous person died I would want his tomb stone to say "It's whats on the inside that counts".

HeinekenClock

I loved the epitaph of that guy who voiced Porky Pig and others, "That's all, folks!" Edit - this shows how good I read OP's :(


Realistically though, it will be something lame like "A good father, grandfather and uncle" or something (if I have kids).

However, I would like to have something along the lines of "rock on!" on my tombstone.

Loki Clock

Quote from: SpringOnionClock;1266363However, I would like to have something along the lines of "rock on!" on my tombstone.

Puns are a terrible thing to leave as your epitath.

buttplug

Something lame like "You may be looking down on me, but I never liked you either faggot"


Ok sorry I can't be funny :(

Munglai

I want a stripy tomb stone.

Loki Clock

I want a statue of my clock character that my spirit can live in for all of eternity!

Kaijuclock

"Finally"


or "Give me 20 more minutes."

Odo

well due living a life of sin and all it'd probably read "god damn it"
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SpinningCubeClock

hello

Biblo


ArcticSwirlClock

"Shouldn't have slept with that whore...."


DWARFINATORclock

"Did you get that thing I sent you?"

TruncheonClock

"Damn whippersnappers"
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Pin Clock

"newgrounds.com/portal/view/........... Vote 5"
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APRIL 23, 2008



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