75 word story

[Maltese]

The great hero stood dramatically over the scene of a bank robbery. Leaping down from the spire onto the ground, wind rushing past his ears, thinking, “This is the life, superheroics! To think, I was wasting my talent!” the ground quickly approached. He was so caught up in saving the day, he forgot that his superpower was not flight, nor invulnerability; he had metal fingernails. And so ended the short superhero career of “the Claw.”

make your own.

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

Haha, nice. Didn't we have a thread about useless superpowers a while back?

[LeekClock]

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[Maltese]

fuck shit piss fuck shit piss fuck shit piss fuck shit piss fuck shit piss fuck shit piss fuck shit piss fuck shit piss fuck shit piss fuck shit piss fuck shit piss fuck shit piss fuck shit piss fuck shit piss fuck shit piss fuck shit piss fuck shit piss fuck shit piss fuck shit piss fuck shit piss fuck shit piss fuck shit piss fuck shit piss fuck shit piss fuck shit piss.

whoa, that's amazing!

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

Leek you are a modern day hemmingway.

[LeekClock]

The text really comes alive when read aloud.

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

Have you considered submitting that story to a publisher Leek?

[Faxe]

A normal day in clocktopia...  It was radiotubes' perfect chance . Rupee clock was sleeping and he locked so peacefull.  First radiotube pulled down the blanket...  He looked at rupees geometrical shaped green body . Then he started to rub rupees' pink panties.  Something grew bigger. Then he pulled them down. He starred at rupees mighty and swollen gem staff.  Then he opened his mouth and let slet it down his wet  troat.  Rupee was enjoying it.


Before you all blame me... its a joke and they re my two favourite authors :P

[Topcatyo]

Chris’s ass hurt.  This wasn’t just some normal fall-down-and-hurt-yourself kind of ass pain, this was throbbing, pulsing ass pain.  Chris didn’t know what he could do to stop the pain, but he knew he had to do something or he’d go insane.  Thinking over his options, Chris, using the scientific method, first stated his problem.
“My ass is killing me.”
Then he figured out why his ass hurt.  He told the black man, “Slow down.”

[Maltese]

Chris’s ass hurt.  This wasn’t just some normal fall-down-and-hurt-yourself kind of ass pain, this was throbbing, pulsing ass pain.  Chris didn’t know what he could do to stop the pain, but he knew he had to do something or he’d go insane.  Thinking over his options, Chris, using the scientific method, first stated his problem.
“My ass is killing me.”
Then he figured out why his ass hurt.  He told the black man, “Slow down.”

ha ha, fantastic.

[AirPumpClock]

Chris’s ass hurt.  This wasn’t just some normal fall-down-and-hurt-yourself kind of ass pain, this was throbbing, pulsing ass pain.  Chris didn’t know what he could do to stop the pain, but he knew he had to do something or he’d go insane.  Thinking over his options, Chris, using the scientific method, first stated his problem.
“My ass is killing me.”
Then he figured out why his ass hurt.  He told the black man, “Slow down.”

I don't get it.

[Slash]

Haha, nice. Didn't we have a thread about useless superpowers a while back?

Yes we did, about a year ago:
http://www.clockcrew.cc/talk/showthread.php?t=56951

[Quill]

http://www.clockcrew.cc/talk/showpost.php?p=955790&postcount=50
holy shit is there a marketing team watching the cc?