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Farted by DWARFINATORclock, March 31, 2008, 04:25:19 AM

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Kaijuclock

i just changed my nation animal to the bat and my first issue is awaiting legistation

camoclock is a great man

My first issue was compulsory voting Y/N even though everything in my bio says that Crime is the biggest problem.

Wat?
poop

Kaijuclock

Quote from: CamoClock;1268196My first issue was compulsory voting Y/N even though everything in my bio says that Crime is the biggest problem.

Wat?

my crime is moderate, im guessing this is all based on your original points of view

DWARFINATORclock

The Holy Empire of the Rhodians is a small, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-working population of 8 million are either ruled by a small, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The small, pro-business government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Commerce receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4%. A robust private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Door-to-door Insurance Sales and Arms Manufacturing.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home, organ donation is compulsory, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime is a serious problem. The Rhodians's national animal is the Colossus of Rhodes and its currency is the souls of children.

Kaijuclock

Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1268209The Holy Empire of the Rhodians is a small, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-working population of 8 million are either ruled by a small, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The small, pro-business government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Commerce receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4%. A robust private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Door-to-door Insurance Sales and Arms Manufacturing.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home, organ donation is compulsory, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime is a serious problem. The Rhodians's national animal is the Colossus of Rhodes and its currency is the souls of children.

did you just create a cyberpunk society?

DWARFINATORclock

Quote from: Anime Girl;1268212did you just create a cyberpunk society?

I created the perfect society.

Kaijuclock

Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1268217I created the perfect society.

i would agree

GreyClock

Join The Union of Car Batteries!


(How do I tax member states?)

DWARFINATORclock

I like how I got invited to a union that had the complete opposite ideals of my nation.

camoclock is a great man

Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1268209Door-to-door Insurance Sales

What an amazing sector
poop

Teapot

http://www.nationstates.net/weaboos


"This raises an interesting issue," says Freddy Mistletoe, your brother. "And that is: why do we need elections, anyway? Seems to me it would be much simpler if you just decided what was right, and did it. Wouldn't that save everyone a lot of time?"

OOOH I WANT THAT ONE!

The Dictatorship of Weaboos is a tiny, pleasant nation, remarkable for its strong anti-business politics. Its compassionate, cynical population of 5 million are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
 The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Law & Order and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 19%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Basket Weaving.
  Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low. Weaboos's national animal is the Asian and its currency is the Chingchongs.


ArgoonKlok

Following new legislation in the Rhodians, elections have been outlawed.

DWARFINATORclock

Quote from: Angry Black Hip-Hop Guy;1268244Following new legislation in the Rhodians, elections have been outlawed.

My decisions are better than what the people think they want.

ArgoonKlok

Dwarfinator RULES his people with an IRON FACE.

GreyClock

Quote from: GreyClock;1268222Join The Union of Car Batteries!


(How do I tax member states?)
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ChickenClock

The Grand Duchy of Whale Sailors joins the The Union of Car Batteries and ventures forth!

http://www.nationstates.net/57141/nation=whale_sailors

GreyClock

Quote from: ChickenClock;1268267The Grand Duchy of Whale Sailors joins the The Union of Car Batteries and ventures forth!

http://www.nationstates.net/57141/nation=whale_sailors
Four  members and counting! Join up.

DWARFINATORclock

For some reason meat-eating is frowned upon now in my state...

RomanClock

I played this before it was cool, then I stopped playing and it deleted my account.
lemayo lol :soups:

GreyClock

Quote from: RomanClock;1268352I played this before it was cool, then I stopped playing and it deleted my account.
So is there more to it than making two decisions a day and following a fixed path?