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GreyClock

Quote from: ÛṕÐÃ...ŤĕĆĻōĉ₭;1277863well I didn't read the other options, but this one gives the governement a cut.
How do setting up a regulatory system, increasing the police force and the need for more hospital duties cut government spending?

Quote from: ÛṕÐÃ...ŤĕĆĻōĉ₭;1277863also I still have time to improve, and I still beat you in trade and GDP anyway.
Ha-ha yeah, big surprise, you've been playing for months.

Teapot

How do I become a WA? I want to Mass strawberry clock. Sorry, I'm too damned lazy to look back.


Slash

Why'd ya outlaw gambeling? I even got kids in my casino gambeling their pocketmoney away.

PirateClock

2 days ago: Following new legislation in FlagSeals and Hummingbirds, the government is avowedly atheist.

13 hours ago: Following new legislation in FlagSeals and Hummingbirds, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.
_pirate_butchcavities (20:29:15): FUCK CLOCKS _pirate_

Bigglesnoots

Quote from: GreyClock;1277870How do setting up a regulatory system, increasing the police force and the need for more hospital duties cut government spending?
I said the whorehouses give the governement a cut of the profits, I didn't say they cut spending.
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

Slash

Quote from: PirateClock;127788413 hours ago: Following new legislation in FlagSeals and Hummingbirds, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.

And how does that work out?
I currently have the same issue, and if I'm not going to change my opinion I'll just take the right to divorce from them

WrenchClock

I've set mine on Vacation Mode while i go on holiday. See ya in 5 days.

PirateClock

Quote from: SlashClock;1277888And how does that work out?
I currently have the same issue, and if I'm not going to change my opinion I'll just take the right to divorce from them

i think the other 2 options take away freedom.
_pirate_butchcavities (20:29:15): FUCK CLOCKS _pirate_

OcarinaClock

APRIL 23, 2008



Never forget.
Quote from: GearBox;1349678The Clock Crew may die, IF we don\'t get more people like CrustClock, who are good at flash. Thankfully, people are coming back (ie, CorpseGrinder).

Slash

Quote from: PirateClock;1277890i think the other 2 options take away freedom.

I see, so the last one gives freedom, one takes freedom at the expense of money and the other one just takes freedom, well all their freedom will belong to me soon, except for the corporations freedom.

OcarinaClock

Yeah I like giving no freedom to the people.  That way we become filthy rich.
APRIL 23, 2008



Never forget.
Quote from: GearBox;1349678The Clock Crew may die, IF we don\'t get more people like CrustClock, who are good at flash. Thankfully, people are coming back (ie, CorpseGrinder).

DWARFINATORclock

Quote from: ÛṕÐÃ...ŤĕĆĻōĉ₭;1277853the immoral options are always the best for your economy :thumbs:

I don't think that's immoral at all. I think it benefits both the people and the government, because:

1. you control prostitution so you can decide where to put the brothers/whatever.
2. government gets money.
3. you make sure the prostitutes and people who visit them don't get stds etc.
4. because its government controlled less prostitution related crime.

OcarinaClock

Quote from: WhiteClock;1277902Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, gambling is outlawed, and the government is avowedly atheist. Crime is well under control. Buttsnbutts's national animal is the stank, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the bootayyyy.

QED.


Your nation is going in the right direction.

The Rogue Nation of Negratropolis is a small, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 16 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
 The small, corrupt government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Beef-Based Agriculture.
 Political activists are routinely executed, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, organ donation is compulsory, and all recreational drugs are legal. Crime is a major problem. Negratropolis's national animal is the Fried Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Food Stamp.
  Negratropolis is ranked 13th in the region and 21,337th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.




Mine is doing well.
APRIL 23, 2008



Never forget.
Quote from: GearBox;1349678The Clock Crew may die, IF we don\'t get more people like CrustClock, who are good at flash. Thankfully, people are coming back (ie, CorpseGrinder).

RoboDeath Clock

Nudity is frowned upon, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, the government is slowly introducing social welfare programs, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is a serious problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Markanian's national animal is the spoiled milk and its currency is the Dead Babies.

lulz at being a hypocritical gov't in terms of racism :3
HURRR

Slash

We need a list of which nation is from which person.

TwistClock

The Republic of Twistyopia is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its strong anti-business politics. Its intelligent population of 5 million love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large government is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and Religion & Spirituality are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 25%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Soda Sales.
Crime is moderate, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Twistyopia's national animal is the clock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the twist.
Quote from: The Flounderman;1662631BRING IT ON LITTLE MAN

YOU\'RE NOT EVEN REAL GOLD


YOU\'RE PYRITE WITH A .001% GAYTONIUM IMPURITY


THE MOST GAYDIOACTIVE ELEMENT KNOWN TO GAY
 

Teapot

Quote from: SlashClock;1277906We need a list of which nation is from which person.
Tell me how to become a WA and I'll give you the list of my three.

The Dictatorship of Weaboos is a small, safe nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 18 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
 The large, corrupt government devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Healthcare receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Gambling.
 Platypuss are considered a delicacy, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, nudity is frowned upon, and military spending is on the increase. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force. Weaboos's national animal is the Platypus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the People.
  Weaboos is ranked 22nd in the region and 28,719th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.







Weaboos is one.


Slash

Go to settings
give them your e-mail address
go to world assembly
click on apply to join
check your e-mail
click on the link in it
congrats you should be a WA member now

SpongeClock SquarePants

word on the street is i make all good choices but shit goes downhill in spongeclockia

WrenchClock

Quote"We won't have a future unless we improve police numbers and rebuild the military," says General Fleur King. "Oh, it's all well and good to have your fancy education and your nice cars, until some tinpot dictatorship decides to invade. And don't pretend like there aren't any of them in our region. Our number one priority has to be security."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

Haha, my General just called you guys "Tinpot Dictators"