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Farted by DWARFINATORclock, March 31, 2008, 04:25:19 AM

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GreyClock

Quote from: ÛṕÐÃ...ŤĕĆĻōĉ₭;12720431 clockcredit = $1.0600
Largest GDP: UpdateClock ($5.39 trillion)

hey that's not half bad!
How long have you been playing?

Bigglesnoots

Quote from: GreyClock;1272054How long have you been playing?
well as I said before, I made my nation some time ago, along with the Clock Crew region, but Dwarfinator made a thread about Nation States first. I think it's been a month or two.
EDIT: or maybe more, seeing as my population makes up for about half of the region.
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

DWARFINATORclock

I played NS years ago, but forgot about it for a while and my account got deleted I think.

But Update has been playing longer than anyone else in our region.

Bigglesnoots

Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1272059I played NS years ago, but forgot about it for a while and my account got deleted I think.
yeah me too, I was in a region called "Kendaria".
Though I just searched the regions and it's not there anymore :(

anyways, I think larger nations are harder to kick from a region, so I guess if we want to do some take-overs, we'll need to grow more!
But here's a good start I think: http://www.nationstates.net/22061/region=kentucky
11 members, no password, only 1 WA member with only 1 endorsement.
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

Loki Clock

What's the point of a take-over, anyway? It just saps strength from our region.

Bigglesnoots

Quote from: ZeitmiserZeitmesser;1272168What's the point of a take-over, anyway? It just saps strength from our region.
it pisses people off.
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

RabidClock

Quote from: ÛṕÐÃ...ŤĕĆĻōĉ₭;1272173it pisses people off.
Yeah, that's kind of what we're good at.


Bigglesnoots

More people should join WA!!
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

salmonberryclock

Quote from: Chaotic Silly Putty;1669531All I ever eat are big cocks.

Exclamation Mark

I dropped from 3rd to 30th in less than 3 days

What happened? :(
Quote from: Crucifix;1556967I now have a 14 year old girl hitting on me. If I had proof she wasn\'t a 50 year old man I\'d be masturbating right about now :>

Marlin Clock

The ranking system changes every day. It's based on random factors we can't see.

Bigglesnoots

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1272843The ranking system changes every day. It's based on random factors we can't see.
If you mean the ranking in the Region Display, you can see the random fact.
Today it's
Today's World Census Report

 The Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector in The Union of Car Batteries

 and woohoo I'm first.
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

GreyClock

Our regional power is still low, endorse endorse endorse!

Kaijuclock

im slowly becoming cobra commander

Bigglesnoots

seems like population has nothing to do with influence
no endorsements for me in the future I guess :(

http://www.nationstates.net/56063/page=influence
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

BobbyClock

The Queendom of Hunkstonia is a tiny, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-working population of 5 million are either ruled by a small, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The small, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3%. A healthy private sector is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, followed by Book Publishing and Uranium Mining.

Crime is a major problem. Hunkstonia's national animal is the irish and its currency is the human head.

NOW WHAT DO I DO

Bigglesnoots

go to settings and put your issue-rate to two per day.

then solve your issues.
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

Kaijuclock

The Federation of Vulthume is a small, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 10 million are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Education and Healthcare are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 20%, but much higher for the wealthy. A small private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

The mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, euthanasia is legal, and a dictator has seized power and outlawed elections. Crime is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Vulthume's national animal is the Bat and its currency is the Kvlt.

Vulthume is ranked 988th in the region and 24,450th in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.

Bigglesnoots

Quote from: Anime Girl;1273054Vulthume is ranked 988th in the region
where the fuck are you located

move to The Union of Car Batteries
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

DWARFINATORclock

QuoteThe Holy Empire of the Rhodians is a small, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its burgeoning Colossus of Rhodes population. Its compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 16 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Education and the Environment are on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing industries.

Citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, education and welfare spending are on the rise, Colossus of Rhodess are considered a delicacy, and the government is slowly introducing social welfare programs. Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force. The Rhodians's national animal is the Colossus of Rhodes, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the souls of children.

the Rhodians is ranked 4th in the region and 17,065th in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.

Hell yeah, finally got crime under control!