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[Silly Putty Clock]

BREAKING NEWS: The Divine Intervention of Someduras wants to cut a deal with me.

Reply to this ASAP. I have a proposal...

Name your proposal, dude.

You may not have heard of me before, but I am one of NS's greatest players. I have been playing NS for a very long time. I have been founder and delegate of many successful regions. I also created my own invading group called the Alliance of Invaders (now defunct) who were very successful.

I have turned my attention to Albion. I want to turn Albion into a very successful region, just like what I have done to many other regions; I have turned them from nothing into a force to be reckoned with.

This is no joke, I am very serious about this. I have great plans for Albion.

Now, this is where you come in. I would deeply appreciate it if you could do this.

I want you to join Albion and become a part of this force. Sure, it will take time but it will happen. I need you to endorse me so I can become WA Delegate. Only if you do this can I take control of Albion.

What do you say?

~ Someduras

What should I do? Should I screw around with his head a bit?

EDIT: Stalling for time:

I dunno, man. I do feel a certain loyalty to The Union of Car Batteries. Let me think about it.

The Imperial Union is also courting me.

[crock pot pot roadt]

What should I do? Should I screw around with his head a bit?

Sadly, its an automated message.
 
But go ahead.
 
EDIT: Actually, no it isn't. Screw with his head. A lot.

[DWARFINATORclock]

Let's invade and rape all regions he'll ever be in.

[Silly Putty Clock]

Let's invade and rape all regions he'll ever be in.

I'm leaning toward an invasion, but it could be hard to organize. Maybe I could switch to his side now, gain their trust, behave very erratically, then, once I have a decent level of Influence, call the invasion. I should be able to provide a foothold if we wait long enough.

EDIT: In continuation with my previous post, this guy has an answer for everything:

That's okay, I totally respect that. If you want, you could create another nation and move it to The Union of Car Batteries. That way you can be associated with both regions.

[Marlin Clock]

# We remain critically short of blood plasma and various organs," says Makaira One hospital administrator Chastity Winters. "Especially hearts. A good heart is hard to find. But if we were allowed to pay for donations, we'd get more of them and could save more lives. Plus the donor takes home a few hundred mazaras in compensation. Unless it's a post-mortem donation, of course. In that case we'd pay the family."


# "Great idea," says social commentator Freddy Dredd. "Except for one thing. You know who's going to be selling their organs? Poor people! They'll be so desperate for money that they'll sell their own kidneys. Well, a kidney. This is just another way for the rich to buy themselves a better life at the expense of the poor. It must be outlawed."

What should I do?

[Silly Putty Clock]

I just created a NationStates group. Let's move all of our discussion there: http://www.clockcrew.cc/groups/groups.php?g=180

[DWARFINATORclock]

It appears that now 28% of my money is being spent on education. I expect great changes in the future of my country.

[buttplug]

What should I do?

I took their organs. I thought it might have some sort of positive impact on my country.

[Slash]

What should I do?

Your people should have the freedom to gain money for the organs they offer.

[Marlin Clock]

It seems like this game is very biased against religion.

Every decision that is religiously backed always is bashing itself.

Like look at this:

# Dorothy and her family are campaigning for a "Dying with Dignity" bill, to change this situation. She implores the government to legalize euthanasia.


# "I understand this is a very difficult time for these people," says freelance medical writer Falala Jones. "But the solution is not to let our medical system slide down the slippery slope of killing people in pain. We must cure, not kill. This is not the right time for euthanasia."


# "I agree, but go further: there is never a right time for euthanasia," says Bishop Bianca Rubin. "The lives we lead are given to us by the grace of God, and he decides when they end. It is not for us to question God's divine purpose, no matter how odd or screwed-up it may seem."

[TUCO CLOCK]

My nation is facing a national dilemna.
 
The Issue
 
In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Japanese Synth Freinds's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that Michael Jacksons could be added to the menu.
 
 
1. "The fact is, the Michael Jackson population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Anne-Marie Wong. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have Michael Jackson kebabs, Michael Jackson pies, Michael Jackson-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."
 
 
2. "I agree that something needs to be done about Michael Jackson over-population," says random passer-by Tobias Hendrikson, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."
 
 
3. "I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Roger Jong-Il. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The Michael Jacksons were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The Michael Jackson is part of what makes Japanese Synth Freinds a great nation!"
 
ohhh. Number one.
 
ALSO "Roger Jong-IL, SPCA President??"

[DWARFINATORclock]

I passed an issue that allowed employers to fire workers without giving any reason and my GDP doubled.

[DWARFINATORclock]

ALSO "Roger Jong-IL, SPCA President??"

The game is filled with subtle funny references like that.

[WrenchClock]

http://www.nationstates.net/muatopia My rebel nation has it's own flag :3

[RoboDeath Clock]

http://www.nationstates.net/37438/nation=markanian

[PirateClock]

Join the World Assembly, go to my country profile, click "endorse Afternoon Tea Parties."

ok i did that but i cant find the button.

[Slash]

ok i did that but i cant find the button.

Did you get the confirmation e-mail and click the link in it?

[PirateClock]

Did you get the confirmation e-mail and click the link in it?

oh i didnt even see the email!.


ok cool i endorsed grey.

[GreyClock]

Alright, two issues after the socialist-driven economic meltdown, I'm back at the top of the game makin' dollas. Capitalizt category, hell yeah.

[SilverCherryClock]

I made a socialist republic but I have a feeling that means It'll be weak and crippled or I'll have a coup or something.
http://www.nationstates.net/84459/nation=crorplones

I don't really know what to do now so you should all send me gifts or political donations